Formica Mike: Hey! You were just on The Dating Game! What can I do for you?
Miss Cinoman: I'm looking for a chair to fill out my boudoir. If you were my chair, what type would you be? And don't say La-Z-Boy.
Formica Mike: Vic, you have a customer!
Miss Cinoman: Oh, Salesman Number Two. I'd very much like to see your love seat.
Vic: Oh, my. Your tone is quite forward. Uh, Bill?
Bill Lewis: Well, I'm just waiting for Murray. I don't even work here.
Vic: Yeah, y-you do now.
Bill Lewis: Huh? Hm.
Miss Cinoman: Newly-Hired Sexy Salesman Number Three, perhaps you'd like to help me try out a new mattress.
Bill Lewis: Oh, just don't get a water bed. Those things will make you seasick. Not a night goes by that I don't barf.
Miss Cinoman: Never mind.