Bill Lewis Quote #87
Quote from Bill Lewis in The Dating Game
Formica Mike: Hey! You were just on The Dating Game! What can I do for you?
Miss Cinoman: I'm looking for a chair to fill out my boudoir. If you were my chair, what type would you be? And don't say La-Z-Boy.
Formica Mike: Vic, you have a customer!
Miss Cinoman: Oh, Salesman Number Two. I'd very much like to see your love seat.
Vic: Oh, my. Your tone is quite forward. Uh, Bill?
Bill Lewis: Well, I'm just waiting for Murray. I don't even work here.
Vic: Yeah, y-you do now.
Bill Lewis: Huh? Hm.
Miss Cinoman: Newly-Hired Sexy Salesman Number Three, perhaps you'd like to help me try out a new mattress.
Bill Lewis: Oh, just don't get a water bed. Those things will make you seasick. Not a night goes by that I don't barf.
Miss Cinoman: Never mind.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Dating Game’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Murray: I bought a beach house!
Beverly: What did he say?
Murray: Beach house!
Adam: I think he said "bean chow." He wants to eat more beans.
Beverly: That makes the most sense.
Quote from Murray
Beverly: There's just so much to take in. [chuckles] You know? Like... What the hell are you wearing?
Adam: Dad made me! He keeps yelling I'm a beach kid now.
Murray: Damn right you are. And you're gonna make a sand angel, and you're gonna have sandball fights, and you're gonna carve a beautiful sandman!
Adam: Sandman? The guy that makes you sleep?
Murray: I don't know beach talk, but I do know this... you better not spoil your mom's dream.
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, there was no show quite like The Dating Game, where bachelors and bachelorettes competed with innuendo-filled questions for a chance at romance.
Woman: [on TV] If I were a car, describe the hand-wash I could expect from you.
Adam: The words they're saying are innocent, but the meanings are not. [chuckles]
Beverly: Just so you know, Squishy, if we were ever on this show, I'd pick you every time.
Adam: In what world would we be on a dating show together?
Beverly: Never forget I will always be the first girl you ever kissed.
Adam: I never considered that until now.