Quote from Bill Lewis in The Dating Game
Formica Mike: Hey! You were just on The Dating Game! What can I do for you? Miss Cinoman: I'm looking for a chair to fill out my boudoir. If you were my chair, what type would you be? And don't say La-Z-Boy. Formica Mike: Vic, you have a customer! Miss Cinoman: Oh, Salesman Number Two. I'd very much like to see your love seat. Vic: Oh, my. Your tone is quite forward. Uh, Bill? Bill Lewis: Well, I'm just waiting for Murray. I don't even work here. Vic: Yeah, y-you do now. Bill Lewis: Huh? Hm. Miss Cinoman: Newly-Hired Sexy Salesman Number Three, perhaps you'd like to help me try out a new mattress. Bill Lewis: Oh, just don't get a water bed. Those things will make you seasick. Not a night goes by that I don't barf. Miss Cinoman: Never mind.