Beverly Quote #63
Quote from Beverly in Stop Arguing and Start Thanking
Murray: How's 900 bucks, for starters? That's how much I paid for his bartending school, and he flunked out. Who does that?
Beverly: I'll tell you who. Tom Cruise in the movie Cocktail, and you know how that ended for him. Hmm.
Well, actually I never saw that movie. But I assume he won over the whole city with his fancy drinks.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Stop Arguing and Start Thanking’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Get your hand off his face, it's Thanks-[bleep]-giving!
Quote from Murray
Murray: But seriously, why do we have to invite him every year?
Beverly: Because Marvin's your brother and the only family you've got?
Murray: No. I've got you. I've got whats-her-name. I got the two morons in the basement. I'm good.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Why would I want twenty cases of that crap?
Marvin: Because you invested, right? That's the deal. You peddle the creams, and you recruit more people to expand your sales triangle.
Murray: Sales triangle? Wait, is this a damn pyramid scheme?
Marvin: No, no! There's 26 tiers of sales, okay. The guys at the top make the most money and then it funnels down toward the base of the three-dimensional triangle.
Murray: You literally just described a pyramid, you idiot!