Murray: But seriously, why do we have to invite him every year?
Beverly: Because Marvin's your brother and the only family you've got?
Murray: No. I've got you. I've got whats-her-name. I got the two morons in the basement. I'm good.

Murray: Why would I want twenty cases of that crap?
Marvin: Because you invested, right? That's the deal. You peddle the creams, and you recruit more people to expand your sales triangle.
Murray: Sales triangle? Wait, is this a damn pyramid scheme?
Marvin: No, no! There's 26 tiers of sales, okay. The guys at the top make the most money and then it funnels down toward the base of the three-dimensional triangle.
Murray: You literally just described a pyramid, you idiot!

Barry: And the coveted Barry cup once again goes to Barry Norman Goldberg!