Adam Quote #734
Quote from Adam in I Lost on Jeopardy
Adam: Hello. I have some unfortunate news regarding your forthcoming movie date with Barry Goldberg.
Kim: Oh, no. Is he not coming?
Adam: The answers to your questions are all in this secret message he asked me to smuggle to you somewhere inside of myself. But, yeah, I didn't do that, so here.
Kim: "Dear Kim, Clearly your interest in me is a mere ploy to keep me from leading the blue team to Color Day victory. Your sinister plan has failed. Eat blue farts, witch." Is this a joke?
Adam: Sadly, it's more of a blunt rejection contained in a wildly paranoid and hostile letter.
Kim: "Yellow is only good for one thing, being on bananas. Ha ha ha. You suck. Fondly, Barry."
Adam: If you wouldn't mind, I'm gonna need the note back. Barry insisted that I eat it.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘I Lost on Jeopardy’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Adam: Trust me, bro. I don't think Kim's a spy.
Barry: Of course she is.
Adam: When she read your note, she immediately had tears of sadness and rage.
Barry: Ugh, right. That Kim's a tough cookie. But I literally eat cookies for breakfast.
Quote from Dave Kim
Adam: Gah!
Dave Kim: Chill, bro. It's me, Dave Kim. I'm the new mascot.
Adam: Since when, Dave Kim?
Carla: Since me.
Dave Kim: My girlfriend's super into it.
Carla: I got a thing for older men with giant heads.
Dave Kim: I can't feel anything, but I feel something great is happening.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Leave it dark. No one on the blue team can ever see me consorting with the enemy.
Matt: Okey-dokey.
Barry: I've summoned you here today to seek your wisdom.
Matt: Oh. Seriously?
Barry: Look, I know I give you a lot of guff and always call you "Unbearable Matt Bradley," 'cause that's just me being a good leader. But truth is, you're the smartest, kindest, most thoughtful guy I know.
Matt: [chuckles] Stop, bro. You know how I get with this stuff.
Barry: I mean it! If anything, I say mean things to you 'cause [voice breaking] I love you, Matt Bradley.
Matt: Dude, don't.
Barry: I love how smart you are. How caring and [sniffles] wonderful you are.
Matt: Oh. This is too much.
Barry: I love your hair and your confidence and how you wear sandals and don't care who sees your little toes.
Matt: I mean, they're just feet, you know? Everyone's got 'em.