Adult Adam: [v.o.] The '80s was the golden age of the game show. From the big money prizes to the cheesy hosts, my family was obsessed. My dad's favorite was "Family Feud," because he delighted in watching other families with dumbass kids.
Murray: Hoo-hoo! Feels good knowing this dad's got kids that are bigger morons than mine!

Adam: Gah!
Dave Kim: Chill, bro. It's me, Dave Kim. I'm the new mascot.
Adam: Since when, Dave Kim?
Carla: Since me.
Dave Kim: My girlfriend's super into it.
Carla: I got a thing for older men with giant heads.
Dave Kim: I can't feel anything, but I feel something great is happening.

Barry: Leave it dark. No one on the blue team can ever see me consorting with the enemy.
Matt: Okey-dokey.
Barry: I've summoned you here today to seek your wisdom.
Matt: Oh. Seriously?
Barry: Look, I know I give you a lot of guff and always call you "Unbearable Matt Bradley," 'cause that's just me being a good leader. But truth is, you're the smartest, kindest, most thoughtful guy I know.
Matt: [chuckles] Stop, bro. You know how I get with this stuff.
Barry: I mean it! If anything, I say mean things to you 'cause [voice breaking] I love you, Matt Bradley.
Matt: Dude, don't.
Barry: I love how smart you are. How caring and [sniffles] wonderful you are.
Matt: Oh. This is too much.
Barry: I love your hair and your confidence and how you wear sandals and don't care who sees your little toes.
Matt: I mean, they're just feet, you know? Everyone's got 'em.