Adam: Hello. I have some unfortunate news regarding your forthcoming movie date with Barry Goldberg.
Kim: Oh, no. Is he not coming?
Adam: The answers to your questions are all in this secret message he asked me to smuggle to you somewhere inside of myself. But, yeah, I didn't do that, so here.
Kim: "Dear Kim, Clearly your interest in me is a mere ploy to keep me from leading the blue team to Color Day victory. Your sinister plan has failed. Eat blue farts, witch." Is this a joke?
Adam: Sadly, it's more of a blunt rejection contained in a wildly paranoid and hostile letter.
Kim: "Yellow is only good for one thing, being on bananas. Ha ha ha. You suck. Fondly, Barry."
Adam: If you wouldn't mind, I'm gonna need the note back. Barry insisted that I eat it.