Adam: Trust me, bro. I don't think Kim's a spy.
Barry: Of course she is.
Adam: When she read your note, she immediately had tears of sadness and rage.
Barry: Ugh, right. That Kim's a tough cookie. But I literally eat cookies for breakfast.

Barry: Leave it dark. No one on the blue team can ever see me consorting with the enemy.
Matt: Okey-dokey.
Barry: I've summoned you here today to seek your wisdom.
Matt: Oh. Seriously?
Barry: Look, I know I give you a lot of guff and always call you "Unbearable Matt Bradley," 'cause that's just me being a good leader. But truth is, you're the smartest, kindest, most thoughtful guy I know.
Matt: [chuckles] Stop, bro. You know how I get with this stuff.
Barry: I mean it! If anything, I say mean things to you 'cause [voice breaking] I love you, Matt Bradley.
Matt: Dude, don't.
Barry: I love how smart you are. How caring and [sniffles] wonderful you are.
Matt: Oh. This is too much.
Barry: I love your hair and your confidence and how you wear sandals and don't care who sees your little toes.
Matt: I mean, they're just feet, you know? Everyone's got 'em.

Jeopardy Producer: Big congrats on making it this far. Now we just need to get to know you a bit better. So, tell me what you've been up to in the last year.
Erica: Me? Oh, man. [chuckles] So much stuff.
Jeopardy Producer: Okay. Care to elaborate on the stuff?
Erica: As of late, I have been trying out for "Jeopardy!"
Jeopardy Producer: Trying out for "Jeopardy!" can't really be a talking point for someone trying out for "Jeopardy!"
Erica: Very fair.
Jeopardy Producer: The last lady I interviewed she's an ornithologist, and she makes her own lavender soap.
Erica: Ooh, I use soap. Big soap gal right here.
Jeopardy Producer: Well, we already got a soap gal, and she doesn't just use it, she makes it. You get me?
Erica: God, yes, I get you. Look, I dropped out of school so that I could follow my dreams. And then it was, like, super hard. And now I have no job and no degree and no prospects. I had to borrow this suit from my mom. And you know how I said I use soap? At best, I shower twice a week, 'cause it's like, what's the point?! Just, please, you got to put me on "Jeopardy!" bro.
Jeopardy Producer: I'd say maybe try "Tic-Tac-Dough."