Erica Quote #1480

Quote from Erica in Another Turkey in the Trot

Adam: Erica, I'm desperately seeking my Desperately Seeking Susan video and... [Erica turns around as she breast feeds Muriel] Sister parts! I'll come back or not.
Erica: Please, don't go. I could really use some human interaction.
Adam: Seems to me you're having a very intense human interaction.
Erica: Well, I would talk to Geoff, but he's not here. You know where he is?
Adam: Somewhere he's not confronted with the mysteries of the female body?
Erica: The twerp's actually out for a run.
Adam: Good for him, moving his body. Not my bag, but some people swear by it.
Erica: He's training for the Turkey Trot. Living his best life. Meanwhile, I'm cooped up here every morning. [Muriel cooing] Shoot, I lost track. Do you remember which breast she was on when you came in?
Adam: You really can't sense other people's discomfort, can you?

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 ‘Another Turkey in the Trot’ Quotes

Quote from Adam

Geoff: Baby, younger baby, guess what. Five miles in under 32 minutes.
Adam: That's awesome... or terrible. It's a sport, so I famously don't know the ins and outs.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Excuse me. [glass clinking] I have something to say. Excuse me. As many of you know, I was reluctant to host Thanksgiving this year because I was afraid it wouldn't be like it always is.
Adam: Sorry, Mama.
Barry: We failed you.
Beverly: No, you didn't. Because you gave me a Thanksgiving that is exactly like it always has been. This is who we are. I mean, sure, we argue, but it all comes from a place of love. So thank you.
Mr. Glascott: I'd like to say what I'm thankful for.
Beverly: There's a time and a place, John.

Quote from Barry

Adult Adam: Back in the '80s, no one hosted Thanksgiving like my mom. From turkey to taters, her dinners were legendary. And no one loved them more than me and my brother, Barry.
Barry: It's 24 hours until Thanksgiving, and soon we will stuff our faces to the point of overwhelming nausea... just like the pilgrims first did many years ago.
Adam: America!
Barry: We overeat to honor those who cannot, which is why I created a food plan so we can ensure our stomachs are properly expanded.
Adam: Wake up at 3:00 A.M. to eat 1.75 Toaster Strudels?
Barry: It is crazy how much I'm learning in med school.