Adult Adam: Back in the '80s, no one hosted Thanksgiving like my mom. From turkey to taters, her dinners were legendary. And no one loved them more than me and my brother, Barry.
Barry: It's 24 hours until Thanksgiving, and soon we will stuff our faces to the point of overwhelming nausea... just like the pilgrims first did many years ago.
Adam: America!
Barry: We overeat to honor those who cannot, which is why I created a food plan so we can ensure our stomachs are properly expanded.
Adam: Wake up at 3:00 A.M. to eat 1.75 Toaster Strudels?
Barry: It is crazy how much I'm learning in med school.