Beverly Quote #1651

Quote from Beverly in Another Turkey in the Trot

Beverly: Excuse me. [glass clinking] I have something to say. Excuse me. As many of you know, I was reluctant to host Thanksgiving this year because I was afraid it wouldn't be like it always is.
Adam: Sorry, Mama.
Barry: We failed you.
Beverly: No, you didn't. Because you gave me a Thanksgiving that is exactly like it always has been. This is who we are. I mean, sure, we argue, but it all comes from a place of love. So thank you.
Mr. Glascott: I'd like to say what I'm thankful for.
Beverly: There's a time and a place, John.

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 ‘Another Turkey in the Trot’ Quotes

Quote from Adam

Geoff: Baby, younger baby, guess what. Five miles in under 32 minutes.
Adam: That's awesome... or terrible. It's a sport, so I famously don't know the ins and outs.

Quote from Barry

Adult Adam: Back in the '80s, no one hosted Thanksgiving like my mom. From turkey to taters, her dinners were legendary. And no one loved them more than me and my brother, Barry.
Barry: It's 24 hours until Thanksgiving, and soon we will stuff our faces to the point of overwhelming nausea... just like the pilgrims first did many years ago.
Adam: America!
Barry: We overeat to honor those who cannot, which is why I created a food plan so we can ensure our stomachs are properly expanded.
Adam: Wake up at 3:00 A.M. to eat 1.75 Toaster Strudels?
Barry: It is crazy how much I'm learning in med school.

Quote from Beverly

Barry: Why are you giving away the dishes that hold my Thanksgiving foods before they enter my mouth and fill my belly?
Beverly: Well, it felt weird to have Thanksgiving here without your dad, so I told Linda she could host it. Oh, Lou, grab a dish.
Lou Schwartz: Sadly, I cannot. I sprained my wrist opening jars for Linda.
Linda Schwartz: He has very sensitive joints. That's why I mow the lawn.
Barry: Enough with your obviously fractured marriage. I heard the word "jars". You do know everything must be homemade from scratch, including in-season fruit pies?
Adam: And that means fruit from trees, Linda.
Beverly: Boys, be nice! What her food lacks in taste it more than makes up for with its disturbing presentation.
Linda Schwartz: Thank you. Wha... Wait, what?