‘Livin' on a Prayer’
Season 1, Episode 23 - Aired May 13, 2014
When Murray's high school free throw record is broken, his old school invites him to attend a game as a guest of honor. After Beverly eventually talks a reluctant Murray into attending the banquet, he actually starts to enjoy reliving his glory days, until the crowd turns on him after an embarrassing basketball shot. Back at the Goldberg house, Barry tries to throw a house party to finally make a name for himself in high school. When the party looks to be a bust, Erica calls her friends to turn it around, but Barry soon realizes nobody at his epic party even knows who he is.
Quote from Barry
Barry: High-school friends, this Saturday night, I'm inviting you to the best party in the history of William Penn Academy, thrown by yours truly!
Student: We love you, Gustav!
Barry: No, I'm Barry Goldberg! Doesn't matter. Party at my place!
Quote from Adam
Adam: Oh, man. My first high-school party with R-rated language and adult situations. This is my "Risky Business."
Barry: Damn right! There's gonna be dancing, fistfights, pizzas on record players, hot cheerleaders jumping from the roof into the pool.
Adam: We don't have a pool.
Barry: Don't we? Blow this up.
Adam: Sweet! I'm gonna go grab my inhaler and get started.
Quote from Barry
Beverly: Okay, love bugs. Pops is in charge while we're away for the evening. Have fun.
Barry: No fun here. We're just gonna sit here bored to death waiting for you to come home.
Beverly: Oh, well, in that case, throw on some shoes and join us. I insist.
Barry: Then it's settled. We're coming.
Pops: What are you doing?
Barry: Panicking.
Murray: Okay, if the kids come with us, I'm staying home.
Barry: Great! Stay.
Adam: What's wrong with you?!
Barry: The more the merrier.
Adam: You're a stupid, stupid boy.
Pops: You two just go. I'll hold down the fort.
Barry: That was a close one. We make a good team guys.
Quote from Beverly
Host: Just want to take a quick moment to welcome back Murray Goldberg. In honor of his 25-year-old record, we'd like to present him with a ball signed by the entire team. Murray, come on down.
Beverly: Whoo! Hey, hot stuff!
Quote from Pops
Pops: Look look what's happening in there. It's a pure sausage fest.
Barry: [o.s.] The Bugles are for hot chicks only!
Pops: You're a popular girl. Invite some of your friends over. The poor guy needs this.
Quote from Adam
Barry: Is the party like a rap video, or what?
Adam: Move over, Aunt Rose's 50th. This is the hottest party this dining room's ever seen.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Whoa, girl. I see you found the V.I.P. section.
Lexy: What makes this the V.I.P. section?
Barry: 'Cause I'm here. Anything you want, I'll make it happen. Fruit roll-ups? Bagel bites? Flintstone vitamins? The world's your oyster, baby!
Quote from Erica
Erica: What the hell?! That's my mom's. Why are you wearing that?
Nitrous: Oh, it's a sweater party.
Erica: That's not a thing.
Quote from Pops
Pops: This is officially nuts. You need to put an end to this
Erica: Me?! You're the adult!
Pops: I'm the cool grandpa. I can't be the bummer. You be the bummer.
Quote from Erica
Erica: What the hell are you doing?!
Barry: It's a sweater party.
Erica: That's not a thing!