Erica: Pop-Pop's right. This house has too many people and things, and we're supposed to just add another human being to this chaos?
Geoff: Oh, Erica, don't spin out.
Erica: It's all too much. Yesterday, I almost tripped over Barry's nunchucks.
Geoff: He leaves several pairs lying around "in case of ninja attack."
Erica: I can't live like this! We need to get rid of everything!
Pop-Pop: Starting with the neighbor lady in the door.
Virginia Kremp: So, Ben, you're... You're living here now? Is that something that's happening?
Geoff: Erica, you're ready to nest. "Nesting during pregnancy is the overwhelming desire to organize your home for the new baby." We've got to prepare our nest.
Erica: If by we, you mean me and my mom, then yes.
Geoff: I'm kind of a part of it.

Erica: So, you'll help us organize the house and build our nest?
Beverly: Of course I will, because guess what? I'm suddenly nesting, too.
Geoff: Is there room for a gentleman bird?
Beverly: Geoff, you gotta stop making everything so weird. All right? Let's go.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] As my mom and sister were getting ready for a big clean, Barry was cleaning us out of my favorite breakfast food.
Adam: Did you nab the free toy inside my cereal?
Barry: Indeed. The early worm catches the cheap, plastic promotional coin purse.
Adam: You won't even enjoy it!
Barry: [chuckles] The knowledge that you can't is enjoyment enough.

Beverly: Big news, my special boys.
Adam: Barry's gonna move into an apartment near his medical school like a human adult?
Barry: I told you, I'm here to support our mother who lost her life partner.
Beverly: Aw.
Adam: No. You just forgot to fill out your housing forms.
Beverly: Aw.
Barry: Stop listening to my conversations with myself in the mirror.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] But I couldn't, because two men sharing a room soon regressed to two boys sharing a butt on a head.
Adam: Oh, no!
Adult Adam: Barry played all the hits like the atomic wedgie.
Adam: No, no!
Barry: Classics never go out of style! Jocks-y-gen mask!
Adam: No! No! No!
Adult Adam: So warm and unwelcome.
Barry: Breathe deeply.
Adam: No!

Adult Adam: Yep, everything was pure torture. Nothing was worse than his taste in movies.
Adam: What are you watching?
Barry: Field of Dreams. Finest sports movie ever made.
Adam: So much Costner. I can't live like this! Ugh!
Barry: Shut it.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] While I was preparing to use Geoff's baby gift against Barry, my mom was showing off her gift for organizing.
Beverly: Okay, this is for Goodwill. Be sure to get a receipt for my taxes.
Virginia Kremp: No, Beverly, I came over to play Mahjong, not run errands. What... Is this my mixer? I've asked for this back several times. All my summer pies have been meringue-less!
Beverly: Just so you know, it was broken when you gave it to me.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] While my mom was taking steps to heal, I was ready to give Barry a taste of his own medicine.
Pop-Pop: The hell is this? I came down here to watch the Family Feud guy kiss moms and daughters.
Adam: I'm about to teach Barry a lesson. The other end of this monitor is under the couch in the den.
Pop-Pop: So is this gonna take one minute or two?
Adam: I'll walk you through every step.
Pop-Pop: That's not the answer to the question I asked.
Adam: [records] If you build it, he will come. [plays back] If you build it, he will come. [plays in the den] If you build it, he will come.
Barry: What was that?
Adam: Barry thinks he heard something, but he's not quite sure. [plays back] If you build it, he will come.
Barry: Mom?
Adam: It's gonna drive him insane.
Pop-Pop: If who builds what now?
Adam: No idea. I haven't watched the whole thing. It's a movie about corn and baseball.

Barry: Adam! Adam!
Adam: [speaks] And right on cue.
Barry: Stop! Stop everything! A mysterious voice is trying to send me a message, just like what happened to my body twin, Kevin Costner, in Field of Dreams!
Adam: That seems incredibly likely.
Barry: What do you think it means?
Adam: It clearly means you should spend all your energy on exploring it, and none at all on torturing me.
Barry: Right. Right.
Adam: And that is how you Field of Dreams someone.
Pop-Pop: I had a dream once, but now in my 80s, I sleep on the couch.

Barry: Gentlemen and Matt Bradley! Today we fulfill our destiny, to build a world-class Wiffle ball field in my childhood backyard!
Matt: Fun. Just for the love of the game?
Barry: That and for haunting reasons.
Andy: Good enough for me.
Naked Rob: I'm already here.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And so the JTP went to work.
Barry: Get on it.
Adult Adam: Rose bushes were ripped out, grass was removed, and then sloppily placed in a different spot, and then mowed unnecessarily.
Barry: Get out the way!
Andy: Whoa! Whoa!
Barry: There was even a chainsaw involved. [chainsaw whirs] Who knows how to work this? Screw it! I'll figure it out as I go!