Erica: Are you seriously buying this bull crap? I mean, he told me in school he would do this. He's faking it like Ferris Bueller.
Barry: Erica, is that you? Please don't be upset with me. You have your health. Be thankful.
Erica: That's literally a line from the movie. Please just watch the movie. It's all in the movie.

Lainey: I just got a call. My grandmother passed.
Barry: That was me. I called the school so you could skip.
Lainey: Wait, so meemaw's not dead?
Barry: No. I assume not. I don't have eyes on her, but most likely.

Barry: Just take my hand.
Kid: Stranger danger!
Barry: It's from a movie.

Waiter: Hello, may I help you?
Barry: Yes, my good man, I am Abe Froman, the cheese-steak king of Philadelphia.
Adam: And I am Gabe Froman, the emperor of soft pretzels.

Beverly: Ow, I hurt my bottom.

Guy in jail: Drugs?
Erica: No, thank you, I'm good.
Guy in jail: No, I meant, are you in here for drugs?
Erica: No. Why are you here?
Guy in jail: Drugs. So you gonna tell me your story or what?
Erica: Fine, you wanna know what's wrong?
Guy in jail: Oh, I know what's wrong. I just want to hear you say it.

Guy in jail: Then, why didn't you go for it? If there's one thing I know, being on the Junior Royal Court opens a lot of doors.

Pops: Come on, it's not that bad. We had a great day.
Adam: Barry went comatose, we got pelted with garbage on national TV, and someone stole your car.
Pops: Enough. You can't force a perfect day. You gotta just go out and live it the best way you can. As you. No one else.

Beverly: I'm coming, schmoopie! Let my body be your life preserver.

Beverly: Let me breathe air into your lungs.
Barry: Gross.