Ashley: Aw. Stop.
Derek: Why?
Ashley: Derek, stop.
Derek: Okay.
Ashley: Why'd you stop?
Derek: I lost my head. [they kiss] You know, Ash, it's been great being back in town visiting all the colleges but the best part has been being with you. I miss you.
Ashley: Me too. Sixteen years on the same street and you had to blow it by moving.
Derek: Hey, if I don't get into Stanford, I'll go to ULA. And then I'll be around all the time.
Ashley: Derek, you'll get in. You're too smart. I wish you were dumber. I'd have a boyfriend again.
Derek: Hey, you never stopped having one.
Ashley: You're just saying that because you like me.
Derek: No. I'm saying that because I love you. [they kiss]

Will: Aw! Look at you two. Almost a year apart and you two lovebirds haven't missed a beat.
Derek: Will, look-
Will: Not another word. I'm not gonna disturb you. I'm gonna just go in the kitchen and get me a little beverage or something. [takes a Polaroid picture] Although, these are the moments of your life.
Ashley: Will.
Will: Oh, no, no, you're right. You guys are grown adults and I don't have no business disrespecting you like this. I'm sorry. I'm gonna just go away. [takes another picture]

Ashley: Oh, a little horse.
Derek: Yep. That's from when we rode the carousel down at the pier.
Ashley: That's when we first held hands.
Derek: Uh-uh-uh.
Ashley: Oh, ha, ha, my God, a little Rollerblade.
Derek: Eh? Remember when we went roller skating down in Venice?
Ashley: That's when we first kissed. Derek, this is so sweet. I can't believe you did this.
Derek: You know, we've had a lot of firsts together.
Ashley: I know.
Derek: You know, Ashley, there's a... There's another first I think we should do together.
Ashley: Really? What?
Derek: Well, I love you, Ashley, and I think we should make love.
Ashley: Together?

Will: You know, I kind of remember him being taller.
Derek: Really? I don't. [both laugh]
Will: Excuse me, Carlton.
Carlton: I'm gonna let that one slide, young man. Obviously, you've fallen in with a bad element.
Will: Hey, yo, Derek, I'm telling you, you'd love ULA. You gotta come down and check it out. Me and my man, we call it the Hive. Hmm? Because the honeys be swarming. Can you hear me? Can you hear me?

Ashley: Oh, hi, Derek.
Derek: Oh, hi, Ashley. [they kiss]
Carlton: That's disgusting.
Will: No. Actually, Carlton, that's a kiss. If you're lucky, one day you'll experience one.
Carlton: Very funny. By the way, Will, I just got a call from Oz the Wizard said your brain is ready.

Ashley: Hi, Dad.
Philip: Hi, baby.
Ashley: Um, has Mom called yet?
Philip: Yeah, you just missed her. Is there something I can help you with?
Ashley: No. No. I just wanted to see how her conference was going. I had a question about, uh... Um... Makeup, heh.
Philip: Makeup? Keep away from that blue eye shadow. [laughs]

Ashley: Okay, what do you think?
Janet & Keesha: Nope.
Ashley: Well, if you guys don't pick one, I'll be going on this date wearing a headband.
Keesha: I'm sure Derek wouldn't mind.
Ashley: Keesha, he's not like that. He says we're soul mates. I don't know what I'm gonna do when he leaves. I miss him already.
Janet: Somebody is in love.
Keesha: So, um, are you guys, you know?
Ashley: No. Have you guys ever?
Janet & Keesha: Nope.
Keesha: But it sounds like you're getting close.
Ashley: Well, all I know is when Derek and I make love, it'll be special.
Keesha: When?
Ashley: If.

Carlton: Will, the new intercom system is working like gangbusters. Now we can talk to one another from different rooms.
Will: Carlton, I don't wanna talk to you when we're in the same room.
Carlton: Check out the exciting new roam feature. Let's listen to my room. Well, all's quiet in there.
Will: Oh, there's a surprise.
Carlton: Subject: Geoffrey's room.
Geoffrey: [over intercom] I wonder how I'd look if I shaved my entire body.
Carlton: Changing channels.
Keesha: [over intercom] If you and Derek have sex you'll be the first one in our group to lose her virginity.
Derek is leaving tomorrow. So are you gonna do it?
Ashley: Keesha, it's not "doing it." It's making love. And, yes, I think we're gonna do it tonight.
[Will & Carlton scream]

Will: Come here. Now listen, ain't nobody gonna be no cop and ain't nobody going upstairs because we wasn't suppose to hear what she said in the first place.
Carlton: Need I remind you there are demons out there that go by the name of: Sexually transmitted diseases, risk of pregnancy, improper use of a condom?

Will: You think me and Carlton can have a word with you for a second here?
Derek: What's going on?
Carlton: We're asking the questions here, pally.