Kelso Quote #408
Quote from Kelso in Love, Wisconsin Style
Jackie: Okay, look, Michael, all I know is I don't want to stay broken up.
Kelso: Oh.
Jackie: Okay, you know what, you choose. Kiss any girl you want.
Kelso: [kisses Jackie] I choose you.
Jackie: Michael, that is the most romantic thing I've ever read, heard about or seen on TV.
Kelso: Yeah, it was pretty romantic. I could tell while I was doing it.
Jackie: Oh, God.
Kelso: What?
Jackie: No, it's just- Look, one week you break up with me, and the next week you're Prince Charming?
Kelso: I'm an incredibly complex man, Jackie.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Love, Wisconsin Style’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Red: Let me get this straight. Donna wanted to get back together and you said no?
Eric: I said no.
Red: You said no?
Kitty: Dumbass!
Quote from Red
Eric: Look, I have my reasons, okay?
Kitty: What could they be? What could they possibly be?
Eric: Casey dumps her and she comes to me? Okay, I'm not a rebound.
Red: So you're too proud to take her back? And what do you have to be so proud of? You're not an athlete. The only smart thing about you is your mouth. And look at you.
Kitty: Red- Red, he looks fine. He's just so darn stupid! I'm- I'm very upset.
Quote from Eric
Bob: And then I told Donna she was grounded, and she said no.
Kitty: She said no?
Eric: Can you do that?
Red: No.
Bob: I need your help, Red. I gotta get Donna away from that guy.
Eric: Oh, Dad, you know what's good? Threaten her with the old foot in the ass.