Quote from Kelso in Love, Wisconsin Style
Jackie: Okay, look, Michael, all I know is I don't want to stay broken up. Kelso: Oh. Jackie: Okay, you know what, you choose. Kiss any girl you want. Kelso: [kisses Jackie] I choose you. Jackie: Michael, that is the most romantic thing I've ever read, heard about or seen on TV. Kelso: Yeah, it was pretty romantic. I could tell while I was doing it. Jackie: Oh, God. Kelso: What? Jackie: No, it's just- Look, one week you break up with me, and the next week you're Prince Charming? Kelso: I'm an incredibly complex man, Jackie.