Kelso Quote #303
Quote from Kelso in Hyde Gets the Girl
Jackie: Am I prettier than the girl with the feathered hair at the supermarket?
Kelso: Okay, okay, the blonde-haired one or the brown-haired one?
Jackie: Well, does it matter?
Kelso: No, 'cause you smoke 'em both, baby!
Jackie: [giggles] Am I prettier than-
Daniel: Oh, my God! I can't take it anymore! [mockingly] "Am I pretty?" "Am I pretty?" "Am I pretty?" [covers Jackie's mouth with his hand] Shut up!
Max: And we finally have a winner.
Kelso: [laughs] I did it! Oh, my God. I won! Who's the best? I'm the best! Loser!
Daniel: I'm not a loser, okay? I win everything. I don't lose. I win! Because I'm a winner! [whines] I'm a winner!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Hyde Gets the Girl’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: A toast to all my good friends. I will miss you when I blow out of this burg with the beautiful Big Rhonda. [scattered applause] Now it's off to "Missis-syphilis".
Quote from Red
Fez: I know I just met her, Mr. Red but I love her. She is sturdy. I want to climb her.
Red: You're just desperate to give it away, aren't you, son?
Fez: ... Yes. Yes, I am.
Red: Look. [clears throat] There are two things that you need to learn about women.
Fez: Oh, finally, the sex talk! [chuckles]
Red: First, if a woman outweighs you by 30 pounds you're in for trouble.
Fez: But I'll put on weight. I'll bridge the gap.
Red: Which brings me to my second point. When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. [chuckles] But if you mix 'em, they can turn you into a dumbass.
Quote from Kelso
Jackie: Michael.
Kelso: Jackie. I thought you were at the party.
Jackie: No, no, no. It was awful. Do you know what it's like to be the prettiest girl at a party and not have anyone acknowledge it?
Kelso: Yes, I do.