Jackie: Am I prettier than the girl with the feathered hair at the supermarket?
Kelso: Okay, okay, the blonde-haired one or the brown-haired one?
Jackie: Well, does it matter?
Kelso: No, 'cause you smoke 'em both, baby!
Jackie: [giggles] Am I prettier than-
Daniel: Oh, my God! I can't take it anymore! [mockingly] "Am I pretty?" "Am I pretty?" "Am I pretty?" [covers Jackie's mouth with his hand] Shut up!
Max: And we finally have a winner.
Kelso: [laughs] I did it! Oh, my God. I won! Who's the best? I'm the best! Loser!
Daniel: I'm not a loser, okay? I win everything. I don't lose. I win! Because I'm a winner! [whines] I'm a winner!