Jackie Quote #1011
Quote from Jackie in Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Dr. Hammond: Jackie, first tell me about some of the other men that you had feelings for.
Jackie: Okay. Well, there's Michael, who cheated on me. And then there's Steven, who would rather vandalize a car than commit to a relationship. And now there's Fez, who's been after me for years and is really very sweet, but I never paid any attention to him 'cause, you know, he's foreign.
Dr. Hammond: Wow. He seems like a fine man. Or at least he is now. Before you get your sadistic female claws into him and make him forget that he is even a man at all.
Jackie: Okay, well, none of this matters anyway because, of course, now that I like Fez, he has a girlfriend.
Dr. Hammond: Have you ever considered that you only like unavailable men? I mean, the others were emotionally unavailable. But you weren't interested in Fez until he was taken.
Jackie: Wow. So I don't really like Fez, I just think I like him 'cause he has a girlfriend?
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Crazy Little Thing Called Love’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: Jackie, what is it about me that makes every woman leave? I'm going to die alone with nothing but a room full of candy and pornography to keep me company. Although, as I say that, it sounds okay.
Quote from Red
Hyde: Oh, hey, Red. I'm glad you're here, man. Things are just falling apart down here. It's freezing in my room and the TV is broken and this thing just popped right out of the washing machine.
Red: Jeez, I'm gone for one day and the whole house goes to hell.
Hyde: Yeah. It's a good thing you're here, though, so you can fix everything.
Red: You know what? I'll get to this stuff later.
Hyde: Later?
Red: Yeah, I was thinking about what you said this afternoon at the record store. You're right. I do deserve to slow down and enjoy my retirement. So, right now, I'm going fishing.
Hyde: Yeah, but it's, like, 10 degrees in my room! Can I at least call a repairman?
Red: Sure. But you're paying for it. I'm on a fixed income. I'm retired.
Quote from Red
Red: Good morning.
Kitty: Hi, Red. You're up early. You're retired. You should be sleeping in.
Red: Yeah, well, I was awoken by the pleasant sound of birds chirping outside my window. And now that I don't have to work, I finally have time to poison them.
Kitty: I feed those birds bread every day.
Red: Good. That'll make it easier.
Hyde: Red, I don't think you have embraced retirement yet. What you need to do is get yourself a robe, go sit out on the porch, then shake your fists and yell stuff like, "Dagnabit! Why I ought to..."
Red: I have to say, I looked forward to retirement as much as I looked forward to playing catch with my son. And both of them have left me bitterly disappointed.