Fez Quote #890
Quote from Fez in Killer Queen
Christine St. George: See how they look at each other! It's just the way Sonny used to look at me while Cher was in make-up. So, tell us how you two met.
Jackie: Well, um...
Fez: I'll take this one, baby. It was the third grade. Jackie came to school with pink eye. All the kids teased her, so I rubbed her eye and infected myself, so she wouldn't be alone. I guess you can say it was love at first sight! Pink sight, that is. [both laugh]
Christine St. George: Well, I'm sure my viewers are dying to know the secret of your happiness.
Fez: It's very simple. We make out every chance we get. Kiss me, baby!
Jackie: No. No, no, baby, baby, I have a cold sore.
Fez: Well, baby, that wouldn't be the first time I got a disease from you, baby.
Jackie: No, no, baby, I just... I ate some garlic bread.
Fez: Oh, baby, that's perfect! I just ate spaghetti, baby!
Jackie: Oh, baby!
Fez: Baby?
Jackie: Baby!
Fez: Baby!
Jackie: Baby?
Fez: Baby!
Christine St. George: Oh, come on, Jackie. Give your man a Valentine's Day kiss! [Fez and Jackie kiss] Whoo, Call the fire department! You can't fake passion like that. We'll be right back. [music plays] Wow! Well, that was terrific. Jackie, thank you. You outdid yourself, darling. And Fez, as usual, I didn't understand a word you said.
Jackie: Fez. We did it! Oh, you totally saved my job.
Fez: Yes, and you totally were not kidding when you said you ate garlic bread.
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‘Killer Queen’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Okay, what were you two talking about?
Red: Well, Kitty, I had a stash of gifts down there for every occasion. That way, if I forgot to buy you something, I'd still be covered.
Kitty: You buy my gifts in bulk?
Red: No, it's more of a vast inventory of love.
Kitty: Well, you're about to get a vast inventory of my foot in your ass! Yeah! I can do that too!
Quote from Red
Hyde: Hey, Red, I got a question for you. My wife says she doesn't want anything for Valentine's Day. So I'm off the hook, right?
Red: Let me tell you a little story. There was a woman, a newlywed. And she told her husband, "Rather than waste money on gifts, save for retirement." And so he never bought her a gift. Not for Christmas, birthdays, never. And 50 years later, she thanked him. And you know who that woman was?
Hyde: No.
Red: That woman was the invisible dancing fairy of Dumbass Land. All women want gifts.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Oh, there's my valentine.
Red: Oh.
Kitty: See, now, the card is a heart. Actually, it's your heart, and it's saying, "Hi, Red, remember when I attacked you?" [chuckles] It's a reminder to cut back on fatty, fried foods.