Christine St. George: See how they look at each other! It's just the way Sonny used to look at me while Cher was in make-up. So, tell us how you two met.
Jackie: Well, um...
Fez: I'll take this one, baby. It was the third grade. Jackie came to school with pink eye. All the kids teased her, so I rubbed her eye and infected myself, so she wouldn't be alone. I guess you can say it was love at first sight! Pink sight, that is. [both laugh]
Christine St. George: Well, I'm sure my viewers are dying to know the secret of your happiness.
Fez: It's very simple. We make out every chance we get. Kiss me, baby!
Jackie: No. No, no, baby, baby, I have a cold sore.
Fez: Well, baby, that wouldn't be the first time I got a disease from you, baby.
Jackie: No, no, baby, I just... I ate some garlic bread.
Fez: Oh, baby, that's perfect! I just ate spaghetti, baby!
Jackie: Oh, baby!
Fez: Baby?
Jackie: Baby!
Fez: Baby!
Jackie: Baby?
Fez: Baby!
Christine St. George: Oh, come on, Jackie. Give your man a Valentine's Day kiss! [Fez and Jackie kiss] Whoo, Call the fire department! You can't fake passion like that. We'll be right back. [music plays] Wow! Well, that was terrific. Jackie, thank you. You outdid yourself, darling. And Fez, as usual, I didn't understand a word you said.
Jackie: Fez. We did it! Oh, you totally saved my job.
Fez: Yes, and you totally were not kidding when you said you ate garlic bread.