Red Quote #185
Quote from Red in Red's New Job
Eric: So, Dad, you and me going to work together. What a nightmare, huh?
Red: Oh, would you look at that? [points] They spelled your name wrong. [flicks Eric]
Eric: Just doesn't get old, does it?
Bob: Well, if it isn't Benedict and Arnold.
Red: Bob, I needed that job and if you can't get that, well, I'm sorry. You're a dumbass.
Bob: [points] Look, they misspelled Price Mart.
Red: You want to keep that finger?
Features in the collection: Red Forman: Dumbass Quotes.
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‘Red Forman: Dumbass Quotes’
Quote from Red in The Battle of Evermore
Red: So, I guess this is the way an immature, engaged, high school dumbass with no car, no job and no money trims the hedges.
Hyde: That was like eight burns in one sentence.
Donna: An octo-burn. Let's get the hell out of here.
Quote from Red in Sally Simpson
Red: You think my problem is my own son? My son is a fine young man.
Eric: Wow, Dad, you don't have...
Red: Shut up, dumbass. You know less about my family than you do about football! Which isn't saying much, since you dropped every pass that came near you! And let me tell you something else. When a real Packer hurts his leg, he stuffs his kneecap back in and keeps on running!
Eric: That's what this little mushroom would have done.
‘Red's New Job’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Good news, Red. I just took Cosmo's "10 Ways to Please Your Man in Bed" test and I got 9 out of 10. [laughs] But I didn't get number three because I'm a nurse and number three is icky.
Quote from Kelso
Donna: Hey, Kelso, eat that.
Kelso: All right. Green Jell-O. Hey, Jackie, try some. I heard green stuff makes you horny.
Jackie: Michael, that only works with green M&M's, duh.
Kelso: Nuh-uh. It's everything green. Right, Donna?
Donna: Actually, Kelso, you know what really makes you horny? Beets.
Kelso: Yeah, right.
Eric: No, it's true. I saw it on 60 Minutes, man. Beet farmers with, like, 10, 15 kids.
Kelso: Man, how's come everything good for you always tastes so bad. I'm trying it.
Quote from Eric
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Eric: Man, Red went ballistic on me. I mean I want to keep the job, but I really don't want to wear my ass for a hat. 'Cause, you know, he said he could do that and I believe him.
Hyde: Come on, Forman. Fight the power, man. That way I can have your room after Red kills you. Although I'm not sure an ass hat is fatal.
Fez: You know what would be a good job for me? Gigolo. The loving is over, now pay me.