Red Quote #1006
Quote from Red in We Will Rock You
Kitty: Red, I invited the new neighbors over for coffee and cookies. That way I can bad-mouth the rest of the block before they do it to me.
Red: Kitty, I don't wanna meet new neighbors. I had to wait 12 years for the old ones to croak. Always wanted to talk and say, "Hello!" Dumbasses.
Features in the collection: Red Forman: Dumbass Quotes.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Red Forman: Dumbass Quotes’
Quote from Red in The Battle of Evermore
Red: So, I guess this is the way an immature, engaged, high school dumbass with no car, no job and no money trims the hedges.
Hyde: That was like eight burns in one sentence.
Donna: An octo-burn. Let's get the hell out of here.
Quote from Red in Sally Simpson
Red: You think my problem is my own son? My son is a fine young man.
Eric: Wow, Dad, you don't have...
Red: Shut up, dumbass. You know less about my family than you do about football! Which isn't saying much, since you dropped every pass that came near you! And let me tell you something else. When a real Packer hurts his leg, he stuffs his kneecap back in and keeps on running!
Eric: That's what this little mushroom would have done.
‘We Will Rock You’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: What do you guys have against disco? It's the only thing white people can dance to.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Disco sucks, man. It's painful to listen to. It makes me wanna shoot myself. It's the musical equivalent of Jackie.
Quote from Fez
Jackie: Fez, guess what I just got. The new Village People album!
Fez: How many songs can they write about where men go to massage each other? [reads track list] The Navy. These boys never let me down!