Hyde: Disco sucks, man. It's painful to listen to. It makes me wanna shoot myself. It's the musical equivalent of Jackie.

Jackie: Fez, guess what I just got. The new Village People album!
Fez: How many songs can they write about where men go to massage each other? [reads track list] The Navy. These boys never let me down!

Red: Well, what do you say we all sit down and watch the Packers kick the crap out of the Vikings, huh?
Josh: Well, we like the Vikings.
Red: What did you say? You're Viking fans? What the hell is wrong with you? Get out of my house!
Josh: Red, come on, it's not our fault. We're from Minnesota.
Jeff: We were born this way!
Red: Out! Out, sickos! [Josh and Jeff exit]
Kitty: Well, thanks a lot, Red. Now I'll never know what rug ties this room together.