Hyde Quote #725
Quote from Hyde in I Can See for Miles
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Eric: Man, poor Kelso's van. I mean, when it finally landed, it didn't so much crash as completely separate into its basic elements and just return to nature.
Donna: It was so sad. There were Tootsie Rolls everywhere.
Hyde: Guys, took a nap in my room. My goose-down duvet is like a cocoon. I lay down a caterpillar and woke up a butterfly.
Fez: Maybe you with your room and Red with his shoes should get a room and decorate it with Red's shoes. Ha, burn!
Hyde: Man, you just don't understand what it's like to have a bed that hugs you like you're a little baby. It's like crawling into a mommy kangaroo. I miss my kangaroo. [walks off]
Fez: Remember when I said that he should decorate his room with Red's shoes? Ha, burn! [Hyde screams] Hyde's in trouble.
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Hyde: She took it all down.
Eric: Did you just scream like a girl?
Hyde: No. What happened to my lavender-scented candle?
Eric: Did you just say "What happened to my lavender-scented candle?"
Hyde: No.
Features in the collection: Kelso: Burn!.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Kelso: Burn!’
Quote from Red in The Battle of Evermore
Red: So, I guess this is the way an immature, engaged, high school dumbass with no car, no job and no money trims the hedges.
Hyde: That was like eight burns in one sentence.
Donna: An octo-burn. Let's get the hell out of here.
Quote from Kelso in What is and What Should Never Be
Fez: Ah, we've been here for, like, an hour. We've only moved, like, two feet.
Kelso: You think the lines at the D.M.V. are long? You should see the free clinic. Now, there's a wait.
Hyde: Man, you've been to the free clinic?
Kelso: No. Oh, but I did see your mom there. Burn! [Hyde punches Kelso's arm] [chuckles] That's gonna leave a mark. Just like your mom did! [laughs]
‘I Can See for Miles’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Kelso: You know, I'm gonna take Red's car. I know he's got to hide a key in there somewhere.
Red: Are you brain-damaged?
Kelso: Fez, did you just say, "Are you brain-damaged?" and sound exactly like Red?
Fez: Kelso, you know I only do Johnny Carson and Pepe Le Pew.
Red: Get away from my car.
Kelso: Your car, my car. Aren't we all just driving the same car? It's a car called "life."
Red: How about I drive my foot into this thing called your ass?
Kelso: A simple "no" would suffice.
Quote from Red
Red: I'm throwing them away, Bob. Look, I appreciate the thought. No, well, that's not true. I mean, shoes are a weird gift to give another man. I mean, what's next? A weekend in Cancun?
Bob: Okay, fine. I bought the shoes for myself, but they pinch my toes, so I decided to pawn them off on you as a gift.
Red: You were just trying to screw me over? Well, I can respect that. Thanks for the shoes, Bob. [shakes Bob's hand] See, I have a friend.
Kitty: No, no. This is not the way friends act. He was gonna throw away your present, Bob.
Bob: Come on, Kitty. I gave him shoes. That's weird. I'm surprised you didn't punch me in the face right then.
Red: I almost did. [both laugh]
Quote from Red
Red: Shoes are an inappropriate gift to give another man.
Kitty: Well, what about when you joined the service? Another man issued you your boots.
Red: But then he gave me a gun, so I let it go.
Kitty: Well, why don't you just accept the shoes because Bob is your friend?
Red: You don't understand how men work. We don't give each other presents. We pretty much ignore each other until someone scores a touchdown.
Kitty: You should listen to me. I know how to be a friend, and you obviously don't, since you don't have any.
Red: I have plenty of friends. Charlie's a friend. He saved my life during the war.
Kitty: And when is the last time you talked to Charlie?
Red: We said all we needed to say on the boat back home.