Hyde: What's she doing here?
Leo: I think she's hittin' on me, man. But I ain't interested. Tell her I ain't interested and make her go away.
Jackie: Hitting on you? I am not hitting on you, you relic.
Leo: Hey, name-calling is no way to win someone's heart.
Jackie: What are you talking about?
Leo: What are you talking about?
Jackie: What are you talking about?
Leo: What are you talking about?
Jackie: What are you talking about?
Leo: What are you talking about?
Jackie: Oh, my God. Great. Now he got away. Steven! [exits]
Leo: What was she talking about?

Red: Hey. Let's see a smile. After all, no card game with the Looney Tunes tonight.
Kitty: Red, they are the only friends we've got. I am having them over tonight so we can clear the air.
Red: No. No, no. I don't wanna clear the air.
Kitty: Red, I'm clearing the air.
Red: Kitty, this is our chance to grow apart. How can you throw that away? How?
Kitty: Because six nights a week, I have to stare at your sour puss, and even God got to rest one day a week. [laughs]

Jackie: Yeah. There's a lot of things about Steven that I used to not like, that now I really like. Like, well, I thought his pork-chop sideburns were a sign that he was poor and dirty and lived in a shack. But then I realized that Elvis had sideburns, and he lived in Graceland. Well, that was an eye-opener.

Bob: In the end, I'm glad my Donna's with your Eric. At least I know Eric's not a degenerate.
[As Bob, Midge, Red and Kitty stand in the door way, Eric is standing in front of Donna on the driveway and lowering his pants:]
Eric: Who's the prude now, huh? My ass is swinging, baby! Whoo!
Kitty: Eric.
Eric: [bends down] Hi, mom.
[Donna falls on the floor laughing]
Red: So, Bob, you wanna go ahead and cancel next week's game, buddy?

Jackie: Okay. You guys, I just got an advance copy of the yearbook, and you'll all be happy to know that 1977 is my cutest year ever.
Eric: Jackie, that is so weird, because I was just telling the gang how there's no way you could be cuter than last year.
Jackie: You were?
Eric: Yes.
Kelso: I, for one, totally believe that you are cuter this year.
Jackie: Yeah, since I dumped you.
Donna: Nice burn.
Kelso: Donna, we've talked about that.

Fez: This is so exciting, my first American yearbook. Show us some pictures of Fez.
Jackie: Sorry, Fez. There aren't any.
Fez: What the hell? So, they don't let foreigners in your yearbook?
Jackie: Uh-huh.

Jackie: Here's me cheering at the pep rally last fall.
Hyde: Oh, my God. Someone in the crowd is mooning. You're all cheering away, and the whole time you're getting mooned. Yeah!
Eric: Oh, my God. That's a girl butt. Hee hee! There's girl butt in the yearbook. Oh, man, I can't tell who it is. I wish we had a magnifying glass.
Kelso: Oh. Here you go. I was- I was just playing with some bugs.
Jackie: God, I can't believe it. Someone's nasty butt is in my picture.
Eric: Oh, my God. That's not girl butt. That's Donna's butt!
Donna: Yeah! It is.

Donna: Eric, it's no big deal.
Jackie: It is, too, Donna. Your nasty butt ruined my picture.
Donna: Hey. Maybe your nasty face ruined my butt picture.

Fez: I know why I'm not in the yearbook. It because whitey's keeping me down.
Kelso: Hey, Fez. Just look at Donna's naked butt some more.
Fez: Yes, that's nice, thank you.

Eric: Okay. Okay. Donna, take me through the chain of events. Now, you're at the pep rally... Oh, and at this point, your pants are on.
Donna: Right. And then they weren't.
Eric: Donna, mooning's not something you just do.
Hyde: No. It's not something you just do, because it's impossible to moon when you have no ass.