‘Magic Bus’
Season 6, Episode 3 - Aired November 12, 2003
Eric has mixed emotions on his eighteenth birthday as Donna is set to leave for college. Meanwhile, Kitty is excited that she and Red can finally be intimate together after his heart attack.
Quote from Kelso
Eric: Well, the big paw's on the 11, so it's almost time to take Donna to the bus station. I mean, this is it, you guys. She's really going away.
Hyde: Forman, we have just the thing to make you feel better. [Kelso grabs beer from the shower] Another case of beer!
Eric: Oh, I'm just not really in the mood to put on a dress. But thanks anyway, Pudding Pop. [Fez laughs]
Kelso: Look, man, if you want her to stay, can't you just ask her to stay?
Eric: Man, you have no idea how badly I wanna do that, but I just... I don't think it'd be fair to her.
Kelso: Fair to her? Who cares what the woman thinks? This is America.
Quote from Eric
Eric: You know what? I already screwed this up once today, I am not gonna screw this up again. I'm gonna fight every bad instinct I have, and I'm just gonna let her go. Like Bogey did in Casablanca.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Wait, so that's it? No one's gonna drink beer and put on a dress?
Hyde: Hey, Fez, you want a beer?
Fez: Sure.
Quote from Donna
Donna: Jackie! What did you do to my room?
Jackie: Your room? Uh, read the wall, Donna.
Donna: Jackie, this is still my room until I leave, so will you get out and give me and Eric a few minutes alone?
Jackie: But I still have to paint the heart over the "I".
Donna: [sprays Jackie with water] Out, go. Out, shoo.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Okay, you're all packed. I can't believe my baby's leaving.
Eric: Well, hey, I'll still be around, sir.
Bob: Why would I wanna pal around with you? All you did was dirty her up.
Quote from Donna
Eric: You should probably get going.
Donna: [holds a cupcake] Happy birthday, Eric.
Eric: Donna, this is the nicest thing anyone's done for me all day.
Donna: Make a wish. [Eric blows out the candle and they kiss]
Bob: [enters] Oh, boy, do I smell cupcakes?
Quote from Fez
Fez: Donna, we didn't get a chance to say goodbye.
Eric: You guys get him drunk and make him wear a dress?
Fez: Yes, but I've been wanting to do this for some time.
Quote from Fez
Kitty: Too tired.
Red: Yeah, it was pretty silly.
Kitty: [laughs] Knit and whittle.
Red: Yeah, I hate to whittle. [Kitty laughs]
Fez: [enters] Where's the aspirin? Oh, like you've never woken up in a dress before.