Quote from Kelso in Magic Bus
Eric: Well, the big paw's on the 11, so it's almost time to take Donna to the bus station. I mean, this is it, you guys. She's really going away. Hyde: Forman, we have just the thing to make you feel better. [Kelso grabs beer from the shower] Another case of beer! Eric: Oh, I'm just not really in the mood to put on a dress. But thanks anyway, Pudding Pop. [Fez laughs] Kelso: Look, man, if you want her to stay, can't you just ask her to stay? Eric: Man, you have no idea how badly I wanna do that, but I just... I don't think it'd be fair to her. Kelso: Fair to her? Who cares what the woman thinks? This is America.