Kelso: Okay, let's see. Which chick do I want to kiss?
Jackie: Oh, no, no, no, Michael. I get to pick the girl.
Kelso: But you'll pick an "uggo."
Jackie: You didn't call "no uggos."
Kelso: Hey, I just thought of something. Your plan's good and all, but what if the girl that you pick doesn't want to kiss me? [both laugh] "Doesn't want to kiss me"!

Fez: Why do I have to hold the fish?
Hyde: Because that's what the little buddy does.

Casey: So the guy's trying to tell me that his Z28 is the same car as my Trans Am except for the decals.
Donna: How can people be so ignorant?

Donna: Dad, I'm gonna do whatever I want with whoever I want whenever I want to do it!
Bob: We have to have a talk right now, Donna.
Casey: Mr. Pinciotti, sir, let me just say that you're making a lot of sense here, and I think that when I bring Donna home tonight, you two ought to sit down and really hammer this thing out.
Bob: Okay, that sounds fair. [Fez, Hyde, Jackie and Kelso groan]
Eric: What? You're just gonna let her go off with him?
Bob: What else can I do?
Red: Oh, good God, that's it! Everybody in the living room. Now! [to Fez, Hyde, Jackie and Kelso] Not you. [Bob stays with Fez, Hyde, Jackie and Kelso] Bob, get in here!

Red: Donna, what has gotten into you? Skipping school, showing no respect for your father.
Bob: That's right.
Red: Shut up, Bob.

Kitty: Okay, here's snacks. So, um, anybody need a drink?
Casey: I'll take a rum and Coke for the road.
Eric: Hey, hey, buddy, little tip? I think booze is what got you in trouble in the first place.

Red: How could you take this girl out drinking in the middle of the day?
Casey: Well, you know how it is. All the older girls were at work.
Eric: Can I just say this guy is not boyfriend material.
Bob: I agree. You're not going out with him anymore. You two are done.
Donna: No!
Casey: All right.
Donna: What?
Casey: You got to admit this has been a real hassle. I mean, it was fun and you're a great girl, but let's just call it a day.
Eric: Wait, you're breaking up with her?
Donna: Casey, I thought you said you- You know, you said you loved me.
Casey: Yeah. I have this thing where I say stuff I don't really mean.
Donna: Casey?
Casey: Look, Donna I see what you're getting at, and I'm not that type of guy. Mrs. Forman, what say we rain check that rum and Coke? [exits]
Eric: Donna, I'm- I'm really sorry.
Donna: You're not sorry. You got exactly what you wanted.

Jackie: [squeals] Michael and I are getting married!
Hyde: Yeah, we heard. That's why we're decorating the van.
Fez: But- But not with fish. [Hyde punches Fez's arm] Ow!

Kelso: Man, Iowa smells like fish too.
Donna: I should have taken the bus.