Bob: Marsha. It's me, Bob Pinciotti. I asked you out last month. I thought you were moving to Costa Rica.

Hyde: Here you go, Donna. Happy birthday. I was gonna put a ribbon around it, but you know, I barely care.
Donna: Wow, Hyde, thanks. I have the same shirt from the other lakes, but I needed this one.
Jackie: Wait. You collect these shirts? Steven, how did you know that?
Hyde: Oh, because one time I heard Donna say, "I collect these shirts."
Fez: I like when Donna wears shirts with writing on them. The words just pop out at you.

Fez: Donna, I'm sorry I didn't get you a present. I was gonna go shopping, but Mrs. Sullivan is not gonna be around forever. I got to make every moment count.
Donna: Yeah, Fez, about that. We just talked to Mrs. Forman and we learnt a couple of things. First of all, you get a few margaritas in her and she's a fairly decent tap dancer.
Jackie: And also, she is really upset about what you said.
Donna: Yeah, Fez, she thinks of you like a son. I mean, you know, think about it.
[montage of Fez and Kitty moments]
Fez: You know, Miss Kitty has done a lot for me. Maybe I should go talk to her. And on the way I'll pick up a box of chocolates.
Donna: Good. Yeah, Fez, I think she'd really like that.
Fez: Oh, then I'll pick her up one, too.

Fez: Miss Kitty? I would like to apologize for saying that you were not my mother.
Kitty: Why? It's the truth. Why don't you just tell me I'm fat, too.
Fez: See, you treated me like a son, and I didn't mean to hurt you. So, if it will fix things, I would like to take your advice and stop seeing Mrs. Sullivan.
Kitty: Okay, look, Fez. It's your life. You can do whatever you want to do.
Fez: See, but the problem is, that on the one hand I want your approval and on the other I want to be with women in ways that frankly would turn your stomach.
Kitty: Okay. Okay, Fez. If you really see me as your mother, then you need to do what any good son would do in this situation. Lie to me.
Fez: What do you mean?
Kitty: Okay, well. When Eric was still here, every Friday night he would tell me he's going out with his friends to the movies.
Fez: But we weren't at the movies, we were drinking beer and peeing from the top of the... [Kitty shakes her head] Oh...
Kitty: So, you see? Not telling each other what they don't want to hear is what being a family is all about.
Fez: Thank you, Miss Kitty. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to not have sex with Mrs. Sullivan on her washing machine.
Kitty: You have fun at the movies.

Donna: Hey, Dad. I was thinking of cashing in one of my birthday coupons. I'll take you up on one free game of "Bobopoly".
Bob: Listen, Donna, I know those are just for laughs but I wanted to get you something serious, too. So here.
Donna: Peanut brittle, huh? Boy, I sure do love this stuff. [snakes fly out]
Bob: [chuckles] You didn't even see it coming! [chuckles]
Donna: Yep, just like last year.