Jackie: Stacy, this is so much fun. You know, I never thought I'd end up here. Steven never once discussed marriage.
Stacy Wanamaker: Steven?
Jackie: My butler, he is so uppity. Eduardo, where's my purse?
Fez: I was mugged.
Stacy Wanamaker: Donna, come to my cousin's wedding this weekend and check out her band.
Jackie: All right, we'll be there.
Fez: No, we won't, Donna. It's insane.
Man: Excuse me, my fiancee told me I have to give this back. [gives Jackie her purse]

Kelso: Angie just broke up with me.
Hyde: No.
Kelso: I don't know what happened. She just dumped me, like, out of nowhere, and I was gonna take her car skiing. I need a hug from your mother. [walks inside]
Eric: Take off the training wheels, buddy, 'cause it looks like somebody's ready for his big-boy pact. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go pull Kelso off my mother.

Fez: Jackie, we're not really going to this wedding, are we?
Jackie: I have to, Fez. It feels so good to be a fiancee.
Fez: But you're not a fiancee. You're a super cute high school girl that I've been spying on through a window for three-and-a-half years. Isn't that enough?

Hyde: Now we're lying to Hyde. This is messed up, woman.
Jackie: Fez, I know it's a little crazy, but what if this is all I get? I mean, what if Steven never wants to settle down? What if I never get a real wedding or real happiness or real anything? What if I'm just living in my pink bedroom alone forever?
Fez: Fine, I'll go. But please remember, you're never alone in there.

Donna: Wow, he really liked her.
Hyde: I feel like I kicked a puppy.
Eric: Well, this is what happens when you get into a pact with Eric Forman, complete and utter devastation. [imitates explosion]

Jackie: So, Fez, what do you think? Do you like my dress?
Fez: Yeah, it's okay, but you know what would be more appropriate? A straitjacket. Because you're a loony toon.
Jackie: But, Fez...
Fez: I said cuckoo!

Stacy Wanamaker: Donna, Eduardo, I want you to meet my cousin, Janie.
Janie: Hi.
Jackie: Hi. It is so nice to see two people declare their love in such an expensive way.
Fez: So, Janie, you are looking good. What are you doing later?
Janie: Um, going on my honeymoon.
Fez: You play hard-to-get. I play hard-to-get-rid-of.

Stacy Wanamaker: FYI. For your wedding, Donna, tables one and two, where we are sitting, are the popular tables. Tables five and up are for friends you have to invite and relatives who drive trucks.
Fez: We are gonna get caught.
Jackie: Oh, no, we're not, Fez, okay? No one knows us here. We'll be fine. Come on.

Eric: Hey, Donna, I'm not wearing any underwear under this. Does that... Does that turn you on?
Donna: No, that only works when I do it.
Eric: Ooh. Well, sucks to be the next guy to rent this tux, huh?

Angie: Well, I didn't break up with Michael because of the stories. I broke up with him because I saw it was bothering you, and we have a business to run.
Hyde: Look, just do me a favor and take him back.
Angie: I'll think about it.
Kelso: [enters] Oh, man, Hyde, it is not easy doing it on your desk.
Angie: Okay, so I may have already thought about it. He's so good-looking.