‘Donna Dates a Kelso’
Season 4, Episode 16 - Aired February 5, 2002
After Eric is named as the high school's most eligible bachelor, Jackie sets Donna up on a date with Kelso's brother, Casey (Luke Wilson). Meanwhile, Fez is hopeful his time has come with Rhonda, and Red has his eyes on a Corvette.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Oh, is it my turn? Oh, funny, 'cause tonight is also my turn... to do it.
Quote from Donna
Donna: I don't know why I let you set me up with Casey Kelso. From what I remember, he's, like, a Kelso. [horn honks]
Jackie: Ooh, he's here. Okay, come on. Try to look pretty.
Donna: That's it? That's all I get is a honk? What kind of a jerk won't even come to the door?
[As Donna walks out and sees Casey standing by his car, Western theme music plays]
Donna: Oh, my God. Casey?
Casey: Hey, Pinciotti. Man, you really grew into those legs.
Donna: Yeah. And you... Your arms seem bigger... you. [laughs]
Casey: So you ready to roll?
Donna: Roll? I'm ready. We're gonna roll. [Western music plays again]
Quote from Donna
Donna: I can't believe you're Kelso's brother. I mean, you're nothing like him. 'Cause he's, like... And you're all...
Casey: Hey, you want a cold one?
Donna: Okay. Thanks. This is fun. I've been spending, like, way too much time worrying about my mom and stuff.
Casey: Hey, I learned something in the army. When things are tough, turn up the music and crack open another beer.
Donna: Yeah, you mean, like, things will eventually get better?
Casey: I don't know about that. But if they don't, at least you'll have a beer.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Leo, thanks for letting me use the Fotohut for my date with Rhonda. And when I say date, I mean- [singsong] do it!
Quote from Fez
Rhonda: You know, Fez, I've been with a lot of guys. You're more special than any of them.
Fez: Now, I've cleared a space right over here-
Rhonda: And- And because I care about you and about us, I wanna wait.
Fez: Wait? Rhonda, hear me now. Things are turning blue.
Rhonda: But- But, Fez, I love you.
Fez: But- But! Oh, I love you too.
Rhonda: Really?
Fez: Yes, damn it. So, if you want to wait, we'll wait.
Rhonda: Ah, come here, Cocoa Puff. [hugs Fez]
Fez: Yeah, this is nice. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go sit in the snow.
Quote from Eric
Eric: So, anyway, I just turn to my dad and I say, "Yes, I am some sort of wiseass." Well, it shut him up.
Quote from Eric
Casey: Hey, Foreplay, is that you?
Donna: "Foreplay." I forgot about that.
Casey: Come here, little guy.
Eric: Okay, all right. [Casey gives Eric a "noogie"] Okay, all right. Good to see you. Okay. Okay, all right. Okay. Okay.
Casey: Man, you haven't changed a bit. You still got that haircut, huh?
Eric: No. So, uh, they let you out of the army, huh?
Casey: Yeah. It was kinda like they were always trying to tell me what to do. Hey, uh, Pinciotti tells me you and her used to go out, but you dumped her.
Eric: Well, yeah. But it was kind of complicated with the ring. And we talked, but she-
Casey: Yeah, it's a great story. [laughs] Anyhow, I'll see you around, Pinciotti.
Donna: Okay.
Eric: You too, Foreplay.