Eric Quote #469
Quote from Eric in Donna Dates a Kelso
Casey: Hey, Foreplay, is that you?
Donna: "Foreplay." I forgot about that.
Casey: Come here, little guy.
Eric: Okay, all right. [Casey gives Eric a "noogie"] Okay, all right. Good to see you. Okay. Okay, all right. Okay. Okay.
Casey: Man, you haven't changed a bit. You still got that haircut, huh?
Eric: No. So, uh, they let you out of the army, huh?
Casey: Yeah. It was kinda like they were always trying to tell me what to do. Hey, uh, Pinciotti tells me you and her used to go out, but you dumped her.
Eric: Well, yeah. But it was kind of complicated with the ring. And we talked, but she-
Casey: Yeah, it's a great story. [laughs] Anyhow, I'll see you around, Pinciotti.
Donna: Okay.
Eric: You too, Foreplay.
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‘Donna Dates a Kelso’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Kitty: Fez, honey, what are you- Did you come for cake?
Fez: No, I... Do you have cake? No, no, no. I came- I came here because I have this... friend.
Kitty: Oh, really? What's his name?
Fez: Name? Uh... Johnny... [looks at table] Table.
Kitty: And what's Johnny Table's problem?
Fez: Well, he and his girlfriend are about to do something very special for the first time.
Kitty: You mean, they're going to engage in...
Fez: Putt-putt. They are going... They're going to putt-putt. And- And- And she has putted around quite a bit. But- But he is a virgin, uh, putter. A- a virgin putter. He has never putted.
Kitty: I see.
Fez: And my friend, uh... Ay.
Kitty: Johnny Table?
Fez: Yes. Um, he cannot talk to Eric or Kelso or Hyde because they make fun of me... him... Johnny... [Kitty points to table] Table. So he's coming to you.
Kitty: Well, honey, you tell Johnny Table to be respectful and wear a condom.
Fez: Thank you, Mrs. Forman. That's good advice. So, um, may I have my piece of cake now? And one for Johnny Table.
Quote from Leo
Eric: What about her?
Leo: Hey, I know her, man. She's not all there, if you know what I mean.
Hyde: She's a space case, huh?
Leo: No, she's missing a toe.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Hey, Red, get this. A while back, I'm in my car crying 'cause Midgie was gone, and I kept having to reach into the glove box for tissues.
Kitty: Oh, that's dangerous. One time I had to blow my nose. Nearly hit that cockeyed girl down the street. I could've sworn she was lookin' right at me.
Bob: So I attached a box of tissues to the sun visor, sold the idea for a bundle, and voila. The Weeper Keeper was born.
Red: Oh, God. Are you rich again?
Bob: Yep. [chuckles] I'm back to my I-can-buy-anything-I-want former self. Just picked up two sombreros and a case of Lik-M-Aid.
Kitty: Where are you gonna wear a sombrero, Bob?
Bob: Where won't I wear it?