Amy: Whoa. I can't believe I've never been in this part of the store before.
Jonah: Figured at some point during your illustrious Cloud 9 tenure you would have ventured back here.
Amy: No, I think they give you access to the bowels of the store at 15 years, so I'm almost there.
Jonah: Well, this is weird. According to the blueprints, there should be a ladder, like, right here. [Amy turns Jonah around] Oh, yes, right there.

Glenn: The sign says "do not sit."
Woman: But I'm feeding my child, so...
Glenn: Oh.
Sandra: "I'm feeding my child, so." No one cares. You're not special.
Glenn: Yeah, so could you scram?
Woman: I'm trying, I'm just...
Glenn: Oh, you're trying? Vertical.
Sandra: You and your bag and your baby and your boobs need to go.
Glenn: Tell you what, why don't you take your cold French fries with you?
Woman: This is ridiculous.
Sandra: This is fun.
Glenn: I know!

Garrett: Hey, do you want coffee? I accidentally got an extra one. So it's just going to go to waste.
Erick Evans: Oh, thank you.
Garrett: Yeah.
Erick Evans: Oh, is there any...
Garrett: Almond milk. Because I know you're lactose intolerant. Yeah, yeah. Not because I'm stalking you or anything like that, I just, I read an interview, so.
Erick Evans: Right. Right. Thank you.
Garrett: Mm-hmm. [awkward silence]

Amy: Oh, my God. It's Dina.
Jonah: Answer it. No, don't answer it. Answer it.
Amy: How is this helpful?
Dina: [on the phone] Amy, where are you? I need you in electronics. One of the gamers is trying to teach Alexa racial slurs. Sir, if you put that magnet on your armor, you are buying it, I swear to God.
Amy: Um, I'm... I'm right here.
Dina: Where?
Amy: Here. You can't see me?
Dina: Yeah, I don't see you.
Amy: Dina, I am right here. Just, um, turn left. No, not, uh, the other way. No... no, turn around, Dina. I'm behind you. Oh, my God, um, can you hold on? There's a customer who's trying to get my attention.
Dina: Hang on? No, Amy, I need you right now.
Jonah: [bad accent] I... I need a lawnmower.
Amy: Okay, I'm going to go help him, bye.

Glenn: Did you hear what that guy called me? Sir! I could get used to that, boy. "Oh, hello, sir." "Good-bye, sir."
Sandra: And people could call me "ma'am." "Get out of my way, ma'am." That's the only one I could think of, but...

Marcus: Okay, so if women can show their boobs in the store, can I walk around with my penis hanging out?
Dina: You can't feed a baby with your penis.
Marcus: But if I did, then it would be okay?
Mateo: Wait, you're fighting for the right to walk around the store with your penis hanging out?
Marcus: No, I'm just trying to figure out where the line is here.
Garrett: Yeah, I think the line is somewhere between breast and penis.

Sandra: If breast milk is so healthy, then why aren't we all drinking it all the time? Or making cheese with it?
Marcus: Hold on, business idea. Human cheese. Nobody steal that. I call patent.
Garrett: Oh, so gross.
Dina: Gross? Are you telling me you'll have sex with a woman, but not a cow, but drink a cow's milk and not a woman's?
Garrett: Is that a real question? Of course.
Dina: Oh, boy.
Garrett: We eat cows.
Marcus: I think what Garrett's trying to say is that, if we ate human women, then we could drink their milk.
Dina: Oh, wow, Garrett, that is way too far.
Garrett: No, I'm not saying that...
Dina: Disgusting.
Earl: I want everybody to know, I am not with this guy.

Amy: So, Chunk, a child, wants to adopt a full-grown man with severe physical and mental disabilities, and his parents are just like, fine with that?

Jonah: Wait, what is this?
Amy: I'm not sure. Huh.
Jonah: What?
Amy: "Cindy Silly Stove." Yikes. Oh, my God, this must be the room where they used to put all the recalled merch.
Jonah: That explains "Border Hopper," the zany illegal alien game.
Amy: So zany.

Amy: Shut up. Sugar Logs? Do you remember Sugar Logs? Expires 2023, score.
Jonah: I don't.
Amy: Oh, I used to love these when I was a kid, before everything had to be so damn healthy.
Jonah: 300 grams of sugar? A can of soda has like, 40.
Amy: [eats] Mmmm, oh, my God, it's so good!
Jonah: Most of these ingredients are just colors.