‘Video Game Release’
Season 3, Episode 13 - Aired March 1, 2018
As a horde of gamers descend on the store for the release of Barbarians' Gate 3, Amy and Jonah go on an adventure to grab a copy of the much-anticipated game. Meanwhile, Glenn and Sandra try to be more assertive.
Quote from Amy
Jonah: You know what's funny? We actually drank these in the parking lot at the end of my first day here.
Amy: Oh, yeah, I remember that. God, that was a long time ago.
Jonah: It was back when you really hated me.
Amy: Come on, I didn't hate you.
Jonah: Oh, you hated me.
Amy: No, I didn't.
Jonah: Okay.
Amy: I just thought you were like, naive and useless..
Jonah: Naive and useless?
Amy: Mm-hmm.
Jonah: Oh, okay, wow. I can take that.
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: And now?
Amy: And now...
Jonah: Uh-huh.
Amy: Same, but I... Okay. I'm not so bothered by it.
Jonah: See? I grow on a person.
Amy: Or wear them down. Whichever one you prefer.
Jonah: Either way, there's some sort of a progress happening here.
Amy: Progress, that's right. And you never know, one day you might even like me.
Jonah: Ah. I didn't take off my boots in the river and I've drowned. This game is dark.
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: So the door to the cage should be right around this corner. There it is.
Amy: [gasps] Oh, my God, you did it! Hah. I thought you would never find it.
Jonah: If that's Amy for thank you, then you're welcome. Goonies never say die!
Amy: Hi.
Jonah: Hi.
Man: Hi.
Jonah: Uh, I read the blueprints wrong.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: My assistant manager and I, we're going to have a baby.
Dina: Oh, boy.
Glenn: Oh, God, I can't wait to tell my wife.
Woman #1: What is happening here?
Woman #2: I don't know.
Glenn: I'm going to be a daddy. Who's pathetic now?
Quote from Garrett
Earl: Why do they have to do it in public? Why can't they just do it in their cars, or by the dumpsters? Right? Up top.
Garrett: No, never gonna happen.