Glenn: Okay, I gotta go feed Dina's birds, so today's the same as yesterday. Garrett, you're AM, Jonah and Kelly, you're on announcements.
Garrett: Wait, no, I just...
Glenn: No. No. I don't have time to argue, okay? I gotta go Google how to give insulin to a parrot.

Cheyenne: Was it a guy or a girl?
Amy: Guy.
Mateo: Does he work here?
Amy: Yes, but I really shouldn't...
Cheyenne: Does he wear a hat?
Amy: Sometimes, I don't know. We're not playing Guess Who?
Cheyenne: Was it Brett? 'Cause I've been shipping you guys.

Tate: There she is. So, I was thinking that maybe we could head up the Delta Sky Lounge, drop some miles at the bar, see where it goes.
Amy: Tate, I was thinking.
Tate: Yeah?
Amy: Maybe we should just keep last night as a one-time thing.
Tate: Oh.
Amy: It's just that, like, I was in a weird place and I was sort of feeling down on myself, and people even in this store were saying, like, I couldn't bag a ten.
Tate: Okay, so, I was just some kind of trophy for you to wave around to your friends? Is that it, huh? Another notch in your bedpost?
Amy: Shh, shh, no. Tate, can we please just not make a scene?
Marcus: Well, well, well. Look who banged the pharmacist.
Tate: Yeah.
Marcus: I guess sometimes Kermit goes home with Beaker.

Marcus: I thought you didn't date people from work.
Amy: I didn't, I don't, we're not dating.
Tate: Oh, no, you made that abundantly clear. I guess I'm just a human vibrator, built for Amy's pleasure.
Amy: Okay, um, could we just, you know, this is a very public space.
Marcus: May I remind you that I had dibs, so whatever you did with him, you also have to do with me. Yep, that's what's fair.
Amy: Um, that's not a thing.
Marcus: But you promised.

Amy: You guys, look. He's just like...
Cheyenne: [without looking] Cool.
Mateo: [without looking] Great, a rat.
Amy: Can I pet him?
Devon: No.
Amy: Come on.
Devon: You ask me that every year.
Amy: One of these days, I'm gonna wear you down.
Devon: [laughs] Your poor husband.
Amy: Actually, um, no, we, uh, we got a divorce a few months ago.
Devon: Oh no, I'm sorry to hear that.
Amy: Oh, no, it's totally fine, I'm in a healthy relationship with my DVR.
Devon: [laughs] Okay, this might be a little bit out of left field, but, um, I know this awesome steak house. Let me buy you dinner, and then I can answer all of your groundhog-related questions?
Amy: Um, oh, so, like, you and I, we would... we would go to the steak house and, like, eat the steak or maybe, like, order some sides or something like that?
Devon: Yeah, yeah, something like that.
Mateo: Oh, my God, this is so hard to watch.
Cheyenne: I know.
Amy: So, the thing is, like, I just got out of a really long-term relationship... Oww!
Devon: Watch it! Gary!
Amy: Oww, he bit me.
Devon: Oh, come on, come on, little buddy, you okay?
Amy: He's gonna be okay.
Mateo: Does that mean we go straight to summer?

Mateo: Ugh, I mean, that poor groundhog.
Amy: Look, I just got flustered. I'm not used to being flirted with.
Cheyenne: Well, at least you're getting back out there.
Tate: Oh, yeah? You're greasing up the old gears? Hitting the road again? Seeing if that rusty hull is still seaworthy?
Amy: What vehicle is this? No, I'm not ready to start dating.
Mateo: You sure? I have, like, five cousins who are very single.
Amy: Well, thank you, but no. I am taking this time to focus on me. I bought a bunch of succulents, and also, I'm trying Sudoku. I feel like I missed that craze the first time around.
Tate: You are a very, very boring woman.
Amy: Okay.
Tate: Okay, thank you.
Amy: Thanks for the Band-Aids.

Glenn: That's the embryo right before they implanted it in Dina's uterus. Isn't it cute?
Jonah: Yeah, I suppose it's cute, as far as amoeba-looking things can be.
Glenn: Well, I know it's just a bunch of cells now, but if everything goes well, that's my and Jerusha's baby.
Garrett: Look, I don't wanna freak you out, but are you sure it's yours? 'Cause it kinda looks like Elias.
Jonah: To be fair, all babies look like Elias.

Glenn: I need someone to cover for Dina today. Any volunteers?
Sandra: Well, I guess I could.
Garrett: Question. Is it possible to hook up an Xbox to the security monitors in Dina's office?
Glenn: I suppose so, yeah.
Garrett: You know, Glenn, I've always had an interest in management. I'll cover for Dina.
Glenn: Great.

Dina: [to herself] Come on. Relax. Relax, relax, relax, relax, relax. Relax, damn it. Come on. Ugh. Nailed it.

Amy: I can handle my own love life, thank you.
Cheyenne: Are you sure, 'cause you are taking forever to smash it out.
Amy: Again, I am not ready to start dating, and if I were, why is that the cousin you set me up with? How about the one who always comes in to buy his protein powder?
Mateo: You think you can land Rogelio? Straight girl, please.