Kramer: You got any pliers?
Jerry: What, has Newman got another army man stuck in his ear?
Newman: Hilarious.

Silvio: Eh, what are you doing?
Kramer: Hey, Silvio. Yeah, I'm reversing my peephole.
Silvio: Hey, you know you gotta get permission from me. I'm the super. Who said you could do that?
Kramer: Well, who says I can do any of the things I do in my place?
Silvio: Like what?
Kramer: Well, I... Uh, nothing. No, I'll, um, I'll switch it back.
Silvio: No, no, no, no. No, that's all right.
Kramer: Well, that's good. Because, uh, Newman and I--
Silvio: Newman? He did this, too?
Kramer: Well, yeah.
Silvio: I deal with him.

George: Hey, look at this. This is the same massage chair we're getting for Joe Mayo, $60 cheaper.
Jerry: Except the store's in Delaware.
George: I'll have them overnight it.
Jerry: Maybe cheapness is a sense.

Newman: I can't believe I'm being evicted.
Kramer: What? What are you talking about?
Newman: The reverse peepholes. Silvio said I'm an agitator and I'm out of the building.
Kramer: No. No, he can't do that.
Newman: I'm homeless! I'm gonna be out on a street corner, dancing for nickels. I'll be with the hobos in the train yard, eating out of a bucket.

Jerry: George, I am loving this no wallet thing.
George: A man carries a wallet.
Jerry: You know, the very fact that you oppose this makes me think I'm onto something.

Joe Mayo: Hey, Jerry.
Jerry: Hey, Joe Mayo. Nice place.
Joe Mayo: Thanks. George, can you do me a favor and stay by the phone in case anybody calls and needs directions?
George: Love to.
Joe Mayo: Thanks. Jerry...
Jerry: Music?
Joe Mayo: Actually, can you keep an eye on the aquarium and make sure nobody taps on the glass?
Jerry: But I could do that and the music.
Joe Mayo: Oh, no, don't worry about the music. Just... have fun!
Jerry: I was ready to get jiggy with it.

Elaine: I can't stand Joe Mayo's parties. You know, the second you walk in, he's got you working for him. "Hey, can you do me a favor? Can you keep an eye on the ice, make sure we have enough?" Uh...
Jerry: I had a great time at the last one. I was in charge of the music. I turned that mother out.

Elaine: So, George... did you get the chair?
George: No, I don't have it yet.
Jerry: So, we're givin' him nothing?
George: No, I brought a picture of the chair.
Jerry: Did you at least get him a card?
George: I thought we'd all sign the picture.

Elaine: [throws the fur coat out the window] Goodbye, Dr. Zaius.

Elaine: So Joe Mayo had the same coat.
George: And you threw it out the window?
Elaine: Mm-hmm.
George: God, you're like a rock star.
Elaine: So now Joe Mayo wants me to buy him a new coat.
Jerry: Because you threw it out.
Elaine: No, because I was in charge of the coats. It's insane.
Jerry: But you did actually throw his coat out the window.
Elaine: But he doesn't know that. As far as he knows, someone stole it, and that's the person who should be responsible.
Jerry: But that's you.
Elaine: So I guess I'll have to buy him a new coat, even though I don't think I should be held responsible, which I am anyway.