Jerry: Hey, Silvio, just out for a little stroll in my favorite fur coat.
Silvio: That is your coat?
Jerry: It sure is.
Silvio: Kramer says you need it because you're an entertainer and you're desperate for attention.
Jerry: That's true.
Kramer: Jerry, you forgot your purse.
Jerry: Oh, thanks.
Kramer: Hey, Silvio, look at Jerry here, prancing around in his coat with his purse. Yup, he's a dandy. He's a real fancy boy.
Jerry: Maybe this isn't my coat.
Kramer: All right, all right. You're not fancy!
Silvio: No, he's very fancy! Want me, love me! Shower me with kisses!

Jerry: Hey, Officer! Someone took my European carryall!
Cop: Your what?
Jerry: The...black, leather...thing with a strap.
Cop: You mean a purse?
Jerry: Yes, a purse. I carry a purse!

Jerry: [on the phone] So, Silvio ambushed Joe Mayo?
Elaine: Yeah, he was waiting inside his apartment for him with a sock full of pennies.
Jerry: He should have had a reverse peephole.