George Quote #513
Quote from George in The Movie
George: By the way, you owe me $7.50.
Elaine: All right. Can you break a 20?
George: No. I don't have any change.
Elaine: Well, then I'll pay you later.
George: Or I could take the 20, and I could pay you later.
Elaine: Yeah, you could.
George: Might be easier.
Elaine: Well, how's that easier? I mean, then you would owe me $12.50... instead of me owing you $7.50.
George: Either way.
Elaine: Yeah, it's the same thing.
George: So can I have it?
Elaine: I tell you what, I'll get the popcorn and the soda.
George: What do you mean, you'll get the popcorn and the soda?
Elaine: I will buy your popcorn and soda, and we'll call it even.
George: I'll tell you what. Give me the 20, I'll buy you a popcorn and soda... and I'll throw in a bonbons.
Elaine: George, you're sapping my strength.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Movie’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
[stand-up:]
Jerry: What's with the age gap hiring policy at most movie theaters? Did you ever notice, they never hire anyone between the ages of fifteen and eighty, you know what I mean? Like, the girl that sells you the ticket, she's ten. Then there's the guy who rips the ticket, he's a hundred and two. So, what happened in the middle, there? You couldn't find anybody? It's like they want to show you how life comes full circle. You know, you're fifteen, you sell the tickets. Then you leave, you go out, you have a family, kids, marriage, career, grandchildren. Eighty years later, you're back in the same theater three feet away. Ripping tickets. Took you eighty years to move three feet.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Will you do me a favor? If you see a guy who's about 5 foot 11, he's got a big head and flared nostrils,
tell him his friend's gonna be right back, okay?
Quote from George
George: Excuse me, have you seen a guy with, like, a horse face, big teeth and a pointed nose?
Cashier: Flared nostrils?
George: Yeah.
Cashier: Nope. Haven't seen him.