‘The Face Painter’
Season 6, Episode 23 - Aired May 11, 1995
Elaine is surprised when her boyfriend, David Puddy, paints his face to go to a hockey game. George decides to finally tell a woman he loves her. Meanwhile, Kramer has a beef with a monkey, and Jerry refuses to "over-thank" someone for giving him hockey tickets.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Hey. Well, I just spoke to your girlfriend.
George: Girlfriend, yeah, right.
Kramer: Anyway, she asked me to apologize to Barry.
George: Barry?
Kramer: The monkey.
Jerry: Well?
Kramer: Nothing doing. Jerry, I didn't do anything. It's the monkey that should be apologizing to me.
Jerry: Well, I don't think that's gonna happen.
Kramer: Well, I'm sorry.
Quote from George
Kramer: Well, George, I tried to put the good word in for you with Siena, but I don't think she heard me. You know, left ear?
George: What?
Kramer: Yeah, her boss told me that she can't hear very well out of her left ear. What, you didn't know that?
George: Oh, my God.
Jerry: What?
George: She probably never heard it. Don't you see what this means? It's like the whole thing never happened. It's like when Superman reversed the rotation of the earth to save Lois Lane!
Jerry: Are you gonna say it again?
George: That's the question, Jimmy.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: What are you talking about?
Elaine: Yeah.
Jerry: Toilet paper's changed.
Elaine: Yeah.
Jerry: It's softer.
Elaine: Softer.
Jerry: More sheets per roll.
Elaine: Sheets.
Jerry: Comes in a wide variety of colors.
Elaine: Colors.
George: Okay, okay, fine! It's changed, it's not really the point.
Quote from David Puddy
Elaine: Dave, um, painted his face.
Kramer: Yeah, that's cool. Well, you gotta support your team.
David Puddy: Okay, ready to go?
Kramer: Yeah.
David Puddy: [roars] Let's get it on! All right! Go Devils! Go Devils! Let's go Devils!
Quote from David Puddy
David Puddy: You stink Messier! We're gonna get you, Messier!
Man: Will you sit down?
David Puddy: Hey man, I'm just trying to support the team.
Elaine: Will you sit down? You're disturbing everybody. Sit down!
David Puddy: Oh yeah, because you're a Ranger fan and you know I'm messing with their heads. [after the Devils score] Go Devils!
Quote from George
George: [sings] Something's up There's something in the air.
Jerry: Well, what is with you?
George: Well, I think this is it.
Elaine: What's it?
George: I saw Siena again.
Elaine: Siena?
Jerry: He's dating a crayon.
George: We discussed toilet paper.
Jerry: Toilet paper?
George: Yeah, I told her how toilet paper hasn't changed in my lifetime, and probably wouldn't change in the next fifty thousand years and she was fascinated. Fascinated!
Quote from George
George: You know, I could have actually gone to that.
Siena: So why didn't you?
George: Well, I didn't want to break our date.
Siena: Oh, well...
George: Because I... I love you.
Siena: You know, I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: "I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat."
George: Yup.
Jerry: Big matzo ball.
George: Huge matzo ball.
Jerry: Those damn "I love you" returns.
Quote from Elaine
[Elaine, with curly black hair is wearing a white rain coat with her hood pulled up. As she steps forward to talk to the bed-bound Father Hernandez, the light shines in through the window.]
Elaine: Hello, Father.
Father Hernandez: Oh. La Madonna! Madre de Christo! Yo estoy lista!
Quote from George
George: Siena, I love you.
Siena: Yeah, I know. I heard you the first time.
George: Yeah. Just confirming.