Quote from Jerry in The Face Painter
Jerry: What are you talking about? Elaine: Yeah. Jerry: Toilet paper's changed. Elaine: Yeah. Jerry: It's softer. Elaine: Softer. Jerry: More sheets per roll. Elaine: Sheets. Jerry: Comes in a wide variety of colors. Elaine: Colors. George: Okay, okay, fine! It's changed, it's not really the point.