‘Our Histories’
Season 9, Episode 4 - Aired December 15, 2009
Denise tells Lucy, Cole, Drew and Maya to hold final interviews with dying patients before they go out to party. Meanwhile, J.D. and Turk get dressed up to hit the town, and Dr. Kelso says goodbye to Ted as he prepares to leave the hospital.
Quote from Drew
Drew: Ugh! You think licking will stop me? I've eaten out of dumpsters.
Quote from Lucy
Lucy: [v.o.] I think we all need to let loose, and in my case, let Lucy.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Phase one of bro-a-palooza starts now. I'm making quesadillas.
Turk: Pepper jack?
J.D.: Who you talking to?
Quote from J.D.
Dr. Cox: Your loser-palooza is embarrassing, and I'll be honest with you. I would have assumed that two "hip young guys" such as yourselves would be headed to the big med school party.
J.D.: There's a party? What's the theme? Murder/mystery? Disco? Star Wars? '60s, '70s, '80s, '90s? The future? Please say it's a Star Wars-themed murder/mystery set in the roaring '20s.
Dr. Cox: The theme is Cowboys and Indians.
Turk: Yes! We are there.
J.D.: Cowboys and Indians. Not my first choice. But I do have chaps.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: No, Denise. Have some respect. A final interview isn't some inconsequential thing a med student can just blow through. It actually really matters. Now hold my pepper jack, please. Come with me, children. Hold it like a baby bird, Denise. Pepper J bruises.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: You have the sacred privilege of being with someone and recording their precious memories as they prepare to die.
Old Man: I'm dying?
J.D.: [checks chart] No, not dying. Just tonsillitis. So you get to gargle. Gargle, gargle!
[later:]
J.D.: Why would you let me go in there?
Denise: Why would I stop you? This is good cheese.
J.D.: Get off my cheese!
Quote from Dr. Cox
Turk: An Indian wouldn't wear chaps.
J.D.: You're forgetting my backstory. I killed a cowboy, then took his chaps. I'm also a sheriff.
Turk: It's not a theme party, is it?
Dr. Cox: No, but thank you for the great early birthday present. Say cheese. Well done, girls.
Quote from J.D.
Captain Duncook: A black cowboy? Son, what are you doing?
Turk: Me? He's the Indian wearing chaps.
Captain Duncook: When it works, it works.
J.D.: I'm also a sheriff.
Quote from J.D.
Captain Duncook: I don't have you guys on the list.
J.D.: It's probably under "D" for Dr. D. Or, um, maybe Dr. Dizzle. Perhaps D-to-the-izzle?
Lt. Underhill: Oh, here. We have a D. Izzle.
J.D.: That's probably it.
Man: I'm Dave Izzle.