‘Our Histories’
Season 9, Episode 4 - Aired December 15, 2009
Denise tells Lucy, Cole, Drew and Maya to hold final interviews with dying patients before they go out to party. Meanwhile, J.D. and Turk get dressed up to hit the town, and Dr. Kelso says goodbye to Ted as he prepares to leave the hospital.
Quote from Cole
Lucy: We have to ask them 25 questions? This is gonna take forever.
Cole: Ain't no problem, Luc. It's the final interview... [hums The Final Countdown] Man, I just thought of that. Damn, I'm gonna be a good doctor.
Quote from Lucy
Lucy: Mine won't talk. He wasn't even intrigued by my bear hibernation question.
Drew: For the last time, they don't dream, and nobody cares.
Lucy: They do, and everybody cares.
Quote from J.D.
Dr. Cox: Please, please tell me that this is just an intermission because I don't want this show to ever end.
J.D.: Why are you here, Perry? To laugh, to cry, to cry from laughing, but mostly to laugh at two desperate guys on an ice slide to an irrelevant middle age.
J.D.: Well, not only have we been lettin' 'em know- Is that the correct expression?
Turk: Oh, that's it, right there.
J.D.: Well, we've been lettin' 'em know by doing the Cabbage Patch, the Running Man and the Capoeira.
Turk: That's right. That's Brazilian dance fightin'. In your face!
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Where's the jackass? jackass, come!
Cole: What up?
Dr. Cox: Now you are the host of this party, and to some extent, the voice of your generation. And while I sadly acknowledge that heralds the coming apocalypse, I do value your opinion on one thing in particular.
Cole: Wow. You're like Shakespeare, yo.
Dr. Cox: I am. I am "like Shakespeare, yo."
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: I'm really sorry, C-Bear. I had no idea my range of motion would be so incredible in these chaps.
J.D.: [v.o.] That's a lie. I totally knew.
Quote from J.D.
Turk: I can't believe I let you sew my eye up after l the soda you had.
J.D.: This night definitely didn't turn out the way I hoped it would.
[fantasy: Turk and J.D. are lifted up in chairs]
Turk: Did you have us in the chairs again?
J.D.: We weren't getting married, Turk. We were becoming men.