Dr. Cox: Your loser-palooza is embarrassing, and I'll be honest with you. I would have assumed that two "hip young guys" such as yourselves would be headed to the big med school party.
J.D.: There's a party? What's the theme? Murder/mystery? Disco? Star Wars? '60s, '70s, '80s, '90s? The future? Please say it's a Star Wars-themed murder/mystery set in the roaring '20s.
Dr. Cox: The theme is Cowboys and Indians.
Turk: Yes! We are there.
J.D.: Cowboys and Indians. Not my first choice. But I do have chaps.