‘Honeymoon’
Season 1, Episode 10 - Aired March 10, 2015
David and Stevie try to work out where they stand after they spent the night together. Meanwhile, Johnny and Moira try to socialize by attending Roland and Jocelyn's "Hawaiian night", and Ted hosts a dinner party for Alexis's friends.
Quote from Jocelyn
Roland: Well damn, Roses! Let this party begin.
Jocelyn: I'll fire up the cheese fountain!
Quote from Stevie
David: This was a good choice.
Stevie: Yep. We make good choices.
David: Mm-hmm, this was a really healthy choice.
Stevie: Well, I'm gonna go to work now.
David: Okay.
Stevie: Which is where I should've been fifteen minutes ago.
David: Mm-hmm.
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: You slept with Stevie!
David: What, did dad tell the whole motel?!
Alexis: Well no, but I heard through the wall, 'cause he was doing his high pitched voice.
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: So, was it cute for you, or what?
David: It was fine, it was weird, it was weird, it was good.
Alexis: Love that.
David: It was good but weird.
Alexis: I love that!
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: So anyway, we're throwing a party at his place tonight, so I would say be there around like, seven.
David: That's presumptuous, what if I have plans?
Alexis: That's so cute, bring Stevie!
David: No, I'm not bringing Stevie, it's not a good time. I'm gonna let the dust settle on that.
Alexis: Well, okay, but Ted's already getting groceries, and I may I already invited her. So it's gonna be fun! David, it's gonna be so much fun!
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Okay, hi. Hi. I don't wanna sound negative about this at all, but I think that you two really actually need to consider the idea of, um, getting a life.
Quote from David
Johnny: Alexis, I would not concern yourself with your mother and me, because we have a flourishing social life here.
David: Walking over to the cafe and ordering a tuna melt is hardly what I would call a flourishing social life.
Johnny: Oh, that's funny. That's funny.
Quote from David
Alexis: Yeah, it's just that you're so involved in our lives right now, and that was fine when we were child actors for a little bit, but now David and I are grown up adults, and we're just feeling very like, um-
David: Suffocated.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Wait, stop, stop! We came in here to speak about you two.
Alexis: What could you possibly have to say now?
Moira: Well, now I don't remember.
Johnny: Yeah, I don't remember.
Quote from Roland
Roland: Oh, yeah, no, unfortunately that's not gonna work for us. We're having a huge party tonight at our place.
Jocelyn: Ton of people coming to our house.
Roland: Whoo. Oh yeah, big. But we're free any other night. Other than tonight.