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Honeymoon

‘Honeymoon’

Season 1, Episode 10 -  Aired March 10, 2015

David and Stevie try to work out where they stand after they spent the night together. Meanwhile, Johnny and Moira try to socialize by attending Roland and Jocelyn's "Hawaiian night", and Ted hosts a dinner party for Alexis's friends.

Quote from David

Stevie: Hey.
David: So, um, so the other so, last night um- That was just a
Stevie: Was a one time thing.
David: That was a one time-
Stevie: Like a blip.
David: Just a blip. Just a blip blop.

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Quote from David

Stevie: Okay, well I'm gonna leave from here, should I just come by your place, and get you when I'm done?
David: Yeah, we can go together, 'cause that's- That's like, a totally normal thing for us to do.
Stevie: Why would it not be?
David: No, it's not! I mean So um.
Stevie: So, cool!
David: Yeah, no, this is a good thing. So I'll just, um, I'll see you when you swing by, so...
Stevie: Yeah, I'll be-
David: Okay, all right, blippity blop. Blippity blip.

Quote from Jocelyn

Moira: I'm sorry, what kind of event are you hosting this evening?
Roland: Event. Oh, it's more of a soiree.
Jocelyn: He's just teasing. It's our annual Hawaiian night. Pineapples, pig on the spit, the whole nine yards.
Johnny: Oh, you roast pigs?
Jocelyn: We do! We have a big one hanging in the garage.

Quote from Johnny

Roland: Well, I mean, for one thing, you know, the two of you are a little-
Johnny: A little what?
Roland: Hoity-toity. All right, I've said it.
Jocelyn: We didn't think that you'd wanna hang out with "regular people."
Moira: Regular people?! Regular people are how Rose Video became such a-
Johnny: C- Careful, Moira.
Moira: Regular people! I mean, they made us who we were- What am I trying to say?
Johnny: We love regular people. W- We love regular people.

Quote from Stevie

Stevie: Um, this is just very new to me, so as long as you didn't roll over, and cry yourself to sleep with regret, then we're good, right?
David: No, no, no, I absolutely did that. Just wept for hours in the dark.

Quote from Alexis

Alexis: You guys showed.
Twyla: Yeah, why wouldn't we show?
Alexis: Twyla, I love your outfit, you look like a little Georgia peach.

Quote from Roland

Roland: Ooh, Johnny, I gotta tell you, that suit, that's pretty dangerous to wear at a party like this. I just wanna wipe my hands all over that.
Johnny: Oh, you just keep getting funnier.
Roland: I'm not joking though, I really do.

Quote from Roland

Roland: Now, listen, I'm the guy in charge of upholding the law around here, so if you have any ideas about turning me in, you'd just be turning me in to myself.
Jocelyn: Spark it up, Roley! Spark it up.
Roland: You got it, honey.

Quote from David

Ted: So Mutt, did you two criminals do any good for the community today?
Mutt: We washed a car.
David: You washed a car, wow. The judicial system is really cracking down on its delinquents these days, huh?

Quote from Stevie

Stevie: You know what, I just remembered, I have to wake up early tomorrow, I have an early check in.
David: Uh, nobody checks in.
Stevie: Tomorrow someone is, early. Uh, Ted, you have a really special place, and we should all do this again some time.

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