‘Hunting Trip’
Season 2, Episode 10 - Aired November 19, 2009
Trying to prove she is one of the guys, Leslie and her colleagues join Ron on his annual hunting trip with Jerry and Mark. Meanwhile, April is stuck on the phone back at the office.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ann: Okay, follow my light. No, not your whole head. Just your eyes. Just... Yeah. Okay. What month is it?
Leslie Knope: November.
Ann: Why are you taking the blame for this?
Leslie Knope: Don't worry about it. I know what I'm doing. Just go look after Ron.
Quote from Andy
April: I wonder what they're doing right now.
Andy: Probably making out on top of a deer carcass. Super romantic.
Quote from Tom
Ann: Hey, Tom, can I talk to you for a second?
Tom: Hold on, this is amazing.
Ann: Now. I need to talk to you now.
Tom: Okay. Okay! Whoa! Ann! Whoa, are we finally gonna do this? [Ann slaps Tom] Ow!
Ann: I saw you shoot Ron. Okay? Leslie covered for you, but I'm not gonna let her take any more crap from Ron on your sorry-ass behalf.
Tom: Okay, for the record, I was gonna come forward and I'll do it right now. But afterwards, can we come back here and talk about us? [Ann slaps Tom] Ow! Ah.
Quote from Ann
Tom: Yeah. Dude, Ron, I'm so sorry.
Ron Swanson: Apology not accepted, moron.
[Ann pulls Tom's pants down]
Ann: Pants King.
Leslie Knope: Pants Queen. [high five]