Tom Quote #88
Quote from Tom in Hunting Trip
Ann: Hey, Tom, can I talk to you for a second?
Tom: Hold on, this is amazing.
Ann: Now. I need to talk to you now.
Tom: Okay. Okay! Whoa! Ann! Whoa, are we finally gonna do this? [Ann slaps Tom] Ow!
Ann: I saw you shoot Ron. Okay? Leslie covered for you, but I'm not gonna let her take any more crap from Ron on your sorry-ass behalf.
Tom: Okay, for the record, I was gonna come forward and I'll do it right now. But afterwards, can we come back here and talk about us? [Ann slaps Tom] Ow! Ah.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Hunting Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
[A woman's frantic scream is heard]
Ann: Is that Donna? Donna? Okay, easy. Donna? Don't worry. Are you okay? What? Is it your heart? Are you having trouble breathing?
Donna: [screaming] It's my car. Someone shot my car!
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: [aside to camera] This is such a great day. See, at my house, I got a wife and three beautiful daughters. But this trip, it is the one time of year I get to pee standing up.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: You know, Leslie, the Super Bowl is in a couple of months. I usually watch it with my brothers. Maybe you could come by at halftime and shoot me in the head.
Leslie Knope: Ron, I'm really sorry that I ruined your weekend.
Ron Swanson: Perhaps next time I'm enjoying some alone time in the men's restroom, you could invite yourself into my stall and shoot me in the head.
Leslie Knope: Look, if there's anything I can do to make it up to you...
Ron Swanson: Sure. How about you shoot me in the head? Oh, wait, you already did that.